You are standing in Walmart. Your objective: to picky any 3 objects which, when you go to the cashier and pay for it, will freak the cashier out the most. (saw this on Tumblr and thought it was fun, so I thought I'd give it a try here)
My best one so far: a set of jumper cables, a pair of table tennis paddles (no ball) and an aerobics video.
My best one so far: a set of jumper cables, a pair of table tennis paddles (no ball) and an aerobics video.