Rules are simple:
Answer the question above with the most absurd answer.
Then post any question you like, the weirder the better!
Example:
Q: If a tree falls when nobody is around, does it make a sound?
A: It depends. Yes if the maple trees are the tallest, and no if there are any squirrels present. Trees don't particularly like squirrels and would prefer not to draw their attention.
Question: Why do donuts have holes in the middle?
Answer the question above with the most absurd answer.
Then post any question you like, the weirder the better!
Example:
Q: If a tree falls when nobody is around, does it make a sound?
A: It depends. Yes if the maple trees are the tallest, and no if there are any squirrels present. Trees don't particularly like squirrels and would prefer not to draw their attention.
Question: Why do donuts have holes in the middle?
