The weirdest effing game intro!!!

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sushkis2

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No comment on this one, I guess...

Would you ever guess, that this is an intro of a shooter game?
Seen anything more weird? Leave your links!

EDIT - Here's an another one in the series, this one's a trailer apparently :D The tune's quite catchy thou :D

 

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trollpwner said:
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
That's pretty gay, alright!
Not to mention on a VERY low budget....I hate to think what the actual game was like!
It's a 2d-space-shooter-type-thingy-something...
 

greenitedaze

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Your right, we should be reporting you for this " Pump Up " gay porn fest, not sure what kind of 'shooting' those guys were going to be doing, but they looked way too busy wrestling their mates budgie smugglers off to be concerned with anything as masculine as firearms.

Meanwhile i'll have a look for some bizarre game intro's, as i can't think of any off the top of my cone shaped dome right about now.

Think you've got the biscuit already thou mate
 

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See Cho Aniki. It doesn't have the wierdest intro, because after the intro it only gets weirder.
 

Denariax

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It got remade for the PSP very, very recently, so now you can have your homophobic views on-the-go!
 

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Denariax said:
It got remade for the PSP very, very recently, so now you can have your homophobic views on-the-go!
Homophobic?

If that's not homo erotica, japanese style with budgie smugglers and oil then i'll be called noel coward!
 

Denariax

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Its like calling Kuja gay when you know he's the manliest character in Dissidia simply by having the guts... or the balls... to walk into battle only wearing a thong.
 

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trollpwner said:
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
That's pretty gay, alright!
Not to mention on a VERY low budget....I hate to think what the actual game was like!
Well, this IS Japan we're talkin' about. And it's hinted at Samson and Adam being gay several times.

And, no. The game compared to the intro is nothing in terms of weirdness. One of the boss battles, is a giant French viking with an axe that unfolds into a mini-gun. I shit you not.
 

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Denariax said:
Its like calling Kuja gay when you know he's the manliest character in Dissidia simply by having the guts... or the balls... to walk into battle only wearing a thong.
I didn't actually see anyone ' go into battle ', unless by 'battle' you mean foreplay?

I would suggest on another mute point, that by going into battle 'only wearing a thong'
through 'guts' or 'balls' he was the least prepared or criminally insane, or at worst the least armoured (in material anyway, NOT balls) prancing wrestling queen heading towards 'action'?
 

sushkis2

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greenitedaze said:
Your right, we should be reporting you for this " Pump Up " gay porn fest, not sure what kind of 'shooting' those guys were going to be doing, but they looked way too busy wrestling their mates budgie smugglers off to be concerned with anything as masculine as firearms.

Meanwhile i'll have a look for some bizarre game intro's, as i can't think of any off the top of my cone shaped dome right about now.

Think you've got the biscuit already thou mate
Huh? Just two weird poorly animated dudes dancing in their underpants is automatically considered reportable gay porn? Wow, you have been using the term "gay" very loosely, I reckon...
 

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sushkis2 said:
greenitedaze said:
Your right, we should be reporting you for this " Pump Up " gay porn fest, not sure what kind of 'shooting' those guys were going to be doing, but they looked way too busy wrestling their mates budgie smugglers off to be concerned with anything as masculine as firearms.

Meanwhile i'll have a look for some bizarre game intro's, as i can't think of any off the top of my cone shaped dome right about now.

Think you've got the biscuit already thou mate
Huh? Just two weird poorly animated dudes dancing in their underpants is automatically considered reportable gay porn? Wow, you have been using the term "gay" very loosely, I reckon...
Looser than your lips, but next you'll be telling me that He-man was all man too?
 

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sushkis2 said:
Huh? Just two weird poorly animated dudes dancing in their underpants is automatically considered reportable gay porn? Wow, you have been using the term "gay" very loosely, I reckon...
As has the rest of the world XD. Doesn't take anything to be called gay these days, not that it's a bad thing Oo.
 

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Thanks gay Vampire Cat!
I wasn't saying right or wrong, good or evil, just that two large oiled men wrestling in 'budgie's' and enjoying each others company that much, seems to be swinging to the side of homo erotica. Can't remember the last time i saw two of my mates in such 'hetrosexual'action before now passing it off as if it were nothing more than a gaming intro?
Not that if they were would be a bad thing.
 

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Red dead redeption undead nightmare.

Wierd if you think of it as Vincent price stalking a cowboy.

Alan wake;

"it goes like this, for he did not know
That beyond the lake he called home,
Lied a deeper ocean green
It's waves wilder, and more serene.
To it's ports I've been,
To it's ports I have been!
Do you understand?"

Alan: "...no."
 

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shaun1788 said:
Mass Effect 2, the main character dies!
and in quite a terrifying somwhat grafic way (for mass effect anyway).....never had nightmares about drifting around in space untill you run out of air? at least in shpeards case it was "kind of" quick (but no less painful)

anyway no game in particualr I would really define as "weird" except the realisation in Assasins creed about you being in an animus kinda blew my mind considering I knew nothing about the game and it says nothing on the back of the box

I guess bioshock is pretty weird at the start

and well...a game that starts with you being BORN...
 

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greenitedaze said:
Thanks gay Vampire Cat!
I wasn't saying right or wrong, good or evil, just that two large oiled men wrestling in 'budgie's' and enjoying each others company that much, seems to be swinging to the side of homo erotica. Can't remember the last time i saw two of my mates in such 'hetrosexual'action before now passing it off as if it were nothing more than a gaming intro?
Not that if they were would be a bad thing.
I'm not saying, that it isn't a LITTLE gay, just weird, but what you shouldn't saying, that it is gay porn, and that I should be banned for posting this :D It's just like other weird japanese shit on the internet :D