When I was 14, late one night I couldn?t sleep. So I went outside and sat on the back porch in like a t-shirt and some boxers. When I came back in the house, my mom was in the kitchen getting some water. I jumped, because I thought everyone was sleep and didn?t expect to see my mom. Anyway, so she stares at me then looks out at the dog who was looking inside from the door I was standing in and asked me:
?Were you humping the dog?.??
I honestly had no idea how to answer and just stared at her, then finally said ?nooo???
No idea why she would think that.