The weirdest thing that you've ever done?

[DefunctTheory]

I got kicked out of Barnes & Noble once halfway through trying to move all the bible related stuff to the fiction section.

Quick question - why do people do this? What motivates it?

I'm pretty sure you know why.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Saying yes to being one of the spambot moderators. I don't deal with users in the moderation queue but I get grilled as if I'm capable of overruling the decisions other mods make. So I get to be a target without the power! Yay!

 

[maninahat]

I threw oranges at a burglar, and that time I whipped a stranger who was dressed in a father christmas outfit, in a pub.

go on....

Ronseal?

I caught the burglar trying to break in through the window of the flat below, and the only ammunition I had to ward him off was a bag of clementines. It was enough though. In the case of the latter, the woman was dressed as father christmas because it was around christmas time, we're not insane.

 

[Cycloptomese]

I got kicked out of Barnes & Noble once halfway through trying to move all the bible related stuff to the fiction section.

Quick question - why do people do this? What motivates it?

I mean, I'd never start hauling all the new-age Chakra locating books to the fiction section, and I've probably got a stronger what-absolute-bosh opinion on those than you do of Christianity.

I can't answer for anyone else, obviously. For me, it was mostly mischief. Also, it was like ten years ago and I was a lot younger and dumber.

I'm not actually athiest and I'm not religious either. If you ask me, both groups are selling something and I'd like them all to stay off my porch.

 

[Bobular]

I once yelled at a mannequin for thinking it was better than me just because it had a hat and I didn't.

To be fair I was out in public with a friend and he wasn't embarrassed yet so I had to rectify that. He had to drag me away from the store window whilst I was still yelling at the mannequin.

I should go back to that store at some point and let the mannequin know I have my own hat now, that'll show it who is better than whom.

 

[DrownedAmmet]

I once yelled at a mannequin for thinking it was better than me just because it had a hat and I didn't.

To be fair I was out in public with a friend and he wasn't embarrassed yet so I had to rectify that. He had to drag me away from the store window whilst I was still yelling at the mannequin.

I should go back to that store at some point and let the mannequin know I have my own hat now, that'll show it who is better than whom.

until you come back and now the mannequin is wearing two hats

 

[Bobular]

I once yelled at a mannequin for thinking it was better than me just because it had a hat and I didn't.

To be fair I was out in public with a friend and he wasn't embarrassed yet so I had to rectify that. He had to drag me away from the store window whilst I was still yelling at the mannequin.

I should go back to that store at some point and let the mannequin know I have my own hat now, that'll show it who is better than whom.

until you come back and now the mannequin is wearing two hats

It better not, or my friend would never live it down what with the tirade I'd yell at it. Woh be to any mannequin wearing two hats like some fancy arse rich git who never had to work for their hat but instead just swims in hats all day long thinking that hats rain down from the skies unto those undeserving of true hattitude on the grounds of them being a fucking mannequin.

 

[DrownedAmmet]

I once yelled at a mannequin for thinking it was better than me just because it had a hat and I didn't.

To be fair I was out in public with a friend and he wasn't embarrassed yet so I had to rectify that. He had to drag me away from the store window whilst I was still yelling at the mannequin.

I should go back to that store at some point and let the mannequin know I have my own hat now, that'll show it who is better than whom.

until you come back and now the mannequin is wearing two hats

It better not, or my friend would never live it down what with the tirade I'd yell at it. Woh be to any mannequin wearing two hats like some fancy arse rich git who never had to work for their hat but instead just swims in hats all day long thinking that hats rain down from the skies unto those undeserving of true hattitude on the grounds of them being a fucking mannequin.

Ugh, you hat anarchists are all the same. The mannequins are but a subjugated race used by the hat bourgeois to give the hat proletariat a scapegoat to rally against
We will never know true hat freedom until the hatless peasant and the behatted mannequin rise up as comrades and finally take down the true enemy of the people!
... which is the guy who runs the Lids kiosk at the mall, I guess?

 

[bjj hero]

What would you say is the weirdest thing you've ever done in your life?

I'll start, back in Kindergarten, I jammed a bean deep in my ear. I needed a hospital visit to get the damn thing removed, luckily it didn't require any process that caused scarring.

Thats nothing. Im winning this *****!

I once dug through a skip, opening rubbish bags, to find a used vibrator.

Checkmate mother fuckers!

 

[Baffle]

I once dug through a skip, opening rubbish bags, to find a used vibrator.

Did you know there was one in there, or were you just feeling lucky?

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Is it a sex thing? My brain immediately went to a sex thing...

I'll second the living alone habits thing, I lived alone for about two years and now I have a girl who stays over for the weekend, and there's tons of little weird things I have to force myself to stop doing. Mainly peeing with the bathroom door opened, I've had to lean over and shut the door mid-pee-stream twice now because I forgot she was still in the apartment

edit: this was supposed to be quoting Ezekiel

Lel, that qualifies as weird? Nevermind leaving the door open, I've taken leaks with girlfriends inside the bathroom, none of them ever complained.

Maybe they're all talking about what a weird fuck I am now.

Huh, to me that's fine, I've done that in the past. Maybe because the way my place is laid out the toilet is a straight shot view down the hallway into the living room, so leaving the door open seems like I'm inviting her to marvel at the might of my mighty peeing penis

Me and the girlfriend tend to keep our bodily functions (other than the fun ones) to ourselves, but we were in Vegas a couple weeks ago and I had to pee while she was about to get in the shower. I asked for a moment to go ahead and drain the dragon but she actually came over to stake a look because she "had never seen how it works" for guys. Obviously she understood the mechanics- I think she was just having some penis envy from how easy it is for me.

OT: A number of years ago I was driving home from college and was stuck in gridlock traffic. For some reason I got really horny and decided to just jerk off in my car. I'm sure I've done plenty of other weird things but that immediately jumps out at me.

 

[bjj hero]

Did you know there was one in there, or were you just feeling lucky?

It was needed for evidence, so I was more "hoping" it was in there and could be found.

 

[Imre Csete]

Paid money to watch Uwe Boll movies in cinema.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Paid money to watch Uwe Boll movies in cinema.

...so...did you at least get a million dollars from whatever bet prompted that?

 

[ObsidianJones_v1legacy]

Entertained for a little while going to this... I don't really think I want to call it an orgy, but it was an orgy.

The weirdest thing was the entertaining part. I'm really weird with sex given that I haven't had that many partners and I'm deathly afraid of STDs. I know way too many people who contracted something.

My answer of why I entertained it was simple: The girl that asked turned me on so much that reaching two decades after, thinking about her still starts revving me up.

Interesting side note: I was right. Love was spread that night (and into the morning), and also communal herpes.

College in another country, yo.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I once drove from upstate New York to North Carolina, in one day, to attend an expo hosted by some obscure video-gaming website, without knowing anyone in the area. And then I did it again the next year!

 

[Kae]

I don't know, my life is pretty much some sort of sick comedy so I have many things that would qualify but at the same time, they are just also kinda bleak and depressing.

Like seriously it's only worth mentioning if you like dark humor, and though I normally like self-deprecating humor I don't think I'm feeling up to it at this moment so I've replaced the thing with this message.

 

[infohippie]

Is it a sex thing? My brain immediately went to a sex thing...

I'll second the living alone habits thing, I lived alone for about two years and now I have a girl who stays over for the weekend, and there's tons of little weird things I have to force myself to stop doing. Mainly peeing with the bathroom door opened, I've had to lean over and shut the door mid-pee-stream twice now because I forgot she was still in the apartment

edit: this was supposed to be quoting Ezekiel

Lel, that qualifies as weird? Nevermind leaving the door open, I've taken leaks with girlfriends inside the bathroom, none of them ever complained.

Maybe they're all talking about what a weird fuck I am now.

Hell, I've peed ON more than one girlfriend in the past. Yes it was consensual. Yes, they did the same to me.

 

[McElroy]

Also jerked off on a trampoline (not while jumping).

I was driving from Texas to Pennsylvania and wanked while going 70mph down the highway at 4am to keep myself awake.

Finished into a soda bottle?

Having been jumping is the only thing that makes that worthy of mention.

I tried it but couldn't find a rhythm and just settled on lying on my back.

 

[laggyteabag]

I work in a school as an IT Tech, and I had to recommend that a teacher use Bing instead of Google for the time being, as Google was getting caught in our filtering software, and I didn't have time to change it.

"Use Bing" was never a sentence I thought I would utter.