The 'which developer is most evil >:D' thread

[Hazy992]

Hey look at this critically acclaimed game! On the Wii no less!

I wonder who published it [http://www.ubi.com/US/Games/Info.aspx?pId=6284]

Really makes you think, huh?

Ubisoft sure as hell didn't. They pretty much said "Hey, let us put our name on your product and give us money." They did fuck all else. They didn't localize it, and they sure as hell didn't MAKE it! Ha. Imagine Ubisoft making a good game.... I can't. No More Heroes was made by Marvelous Entertainment.

That's what publishing is...

Deary me!

 

[Hazy992]

Yeah, it was all part of their plan to raise the price of games so that they can make more money. Did you hear that the amount of sex offences committed has increased as Ubisoft has released more games because their games influence rape?

I did hear that! And did you know that Ubisoft actively funds genocidal regimes around the world?

Yeah, it surfaced around the same time as when they found out that Ubisoft was set up by the leaders in Nazi Germany.

Yeah Ubisoft was set up by the Nazis so they could acquire untold riches from selling high quality Wii games like Just Dance 4 and use that vast wealth to fund Skynet. It's evil genius I tell ya!

 

[Hazy992]

Hey look at this critically acclaimed game! On the Wii no less!


I wonder who published it [http://www.ubi.com/US/Games/Info.aspx?pId=6284]

Really makes you think, huh?

Ubisoft sure as hell didn't. They pretty much said "Hey, let us put our name on your product and give us money." They did fuck all else. They didn't localize it, and they sure as hell didn't MAKE it! Ha. Imagine Ubisoft making a good game.... I can't. No More Heroes was made by Marvelous Entertainment.

That's what publishing is...

Deary me!

No it's not. And that looks like the PS3 version. Ubisoft didn't even stick their name on that one.

That's clearly the Wii version, you can tell by the graphics.

What exactly do you think publishing is?

 

[Enthuril]

Yeah, it was all part of their plan to raise the price of games so that they can make more money. Did you hear that the amount of sex offences committed has increased as Ubisoft has released more games because their games influence rape?

I did hear that! And did you know that Ubisoft actively funds genocidal regimes around the world?

Yeah, it surfaced around the same time as when they found out that Ubisoft was set up by the leaders in Nazi Germany.

Yeah Ubisoft was set up by the Nazis so they could acquire untold riches from selling high quality Wii games like Just Dance 4 and use that vast wealth to fund Skynet. It's evil genius I tell ya!

Yeah, all the people who work at Ubisoft are in fact Jews who are being forced to work there, it's the modern form of the concentration camp!

 

[Hazy992]

Yeah, all the people who work at Ubisoft are in fact Jews who are being forced to work there, it's the modern form of the concentration camp!

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, those treacherous fiends! I hear the execs at Ubisoft actually work for Satan.

Just Dance is not high quality!!!!

Just the opposite. The Just Dance games are some of the most insulting of the generation!

Oh please! Just Dance is one of the best games this generation!

 

[Hazy992]

Ha. Imagine Ubisoft making a good game.... I can't.

Then you have a very poor imagination.

Assassin's Creed games? Far Cry games?

Take your pick.

Wasn't Far Cry that critically slammed [http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii/far-cry-vengeance], ugly, lazy, half-assed Ubisoft shitfest?
And Assasin's Creed on the DS was just plain lazy. Like Ubisoft didn't even care.

What about the critically acclaimed PC game? [http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/far-cry] It's not Ubisoft's fault the Wii's hardware's a bunch of shite now, is it?

 

[Enthuril]

Yeah, all the people who work at Ubisoft are in fact Jews who are being forced to work there, it's the modern form of the concentration camp!

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, those treacherous fiends! I hear the execs at Ubisoft actually work for Satan.

Just Dance is not high quality!!!!

Just the opposite. The Just Dance games are some of the most insulting of the generation!

Oh please! Just Dance is one of the best games this generation!

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

 

[Hazy992]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

I dunno, obvious sarcasm seems to fly over his head quite a lot actually

 

[Enthuril]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

I dunno, obvious sarcasm seems to fly over his head quite a lot actually

Yeah, but we were suggesting that Ubisoft was started in Nazi Germany, which is obviously not true. The idea that someone could be that stupid is...

 

[Hazy992]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

I dunno, obvious sarcasm seems to fly over his head quite a lot actually

Yeah, but we were suggesting that Ubisoft was started in Nazi Germany, which is obviously not true. The idea that someone could be that stupid is...

I think he completely glossed over that bit completely and just focused on the fact I said Just Dance was a good game.

 

[Sassafrass]

The whole "Ubisoft" thing is still going?
Keep banging your head against the wall guys, it's cheering me up so much and making me feel so much better.

OT: None, although the original purpose of this thread has been lost about 6 pages ago so this is a really pointless post.

 

[Enthuril]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

I dunno, obvious sarcasm seems to fly over his head quite a lot actually

Yeah, but we were suggesting that Ubisoft was started in Nazi Germany, which is obviously not true. The idea that someone could be that stupid is...

I think he completely glossed over that bit completely and just focused on the fact I said Just Dance was a good game.

True. I guess more than anything he appears to have tunnel vision about the whole issue and is entirely unable to view anything other than the things he is focusing on.

 

[Hazy992]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

He has trouble identifying sarcasm.

In one thread, we turned his ridiculous "arguments" around and used them against him (in a sarcastic style).

His replies went something along the lines of "well that's a silly thing to say"

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE EXACT SAME TYPE OF ARGUMENT HE'S BEEN USING ALL ALONG (and he completely missed the fact we were being obviously sarcastic).

Like how Xenoblade isn't really a game because it has an X in it? That's just fact!

 

[Hazy992]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

I dunno, obvious sarcasm seems to fly over his head quite a lot actually

Yeah, but we were suggesting that Ubisoft was started in Nazi Germany, which is obviously not true. The idea that someone could be that stupid is...

I think he completely glossed over that bit completely and just focused on the fact I said Just Dance was a good game.

True. I guess more than anything he appears to have tunnel vision about the whole issue and is entirely unable to view anything other than the things he is focusing on.

I think whenever someone praises Ubisoft a red mist descends over his field of vision and he goes into a rage

 

[Enthuril]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

I dunno, obvious sarcasm seems to fly over his head quite a lot actually

Yeah, but we were suggesting that Ubisoft was started in Nazi Germany, which is obviously not true. The idea that someone could be that stupid is...

I think he completely glossed over that bit completely and just focused on the fact I said Just Dance was a good game.

True. I guess more than anything he appears to have tunnel vision about the whole issue and is entirely unable to view anything other than the things he is focusing on.

I think whenever someone praises Ubisoft a red mist descends over his field of vision and he goes into a rage

Perhaps. Wouldn't it be funny if one of the things that we said about Ubisoft was right, and they sent assassins after us because we know their secret?

 

[Hazy992]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

I dunno, obvious sarcasm seems to fly over his head quite a lot actually

Yeah, but we were suggesting that Ubisoft was started in Nazi Germany, which is obviously not true. The idea that someone could be that stupid is...

I think he completely glossed over that bit completely and just focused on the fact I said Just Dance was a good game.

True. I guess more than anything he appears to have tunnel vision about the whole issue and is entirely unable to view anything other than the things he is focusing on.

I think whenever someone praises Ubisoft a red mist descends over his field of vision and he goes into a rage

Perhaps. Wouldn't it be funny if one of the things that we said about Ubisoft was right, and they sent assassins after us because we know their secret?

Oh come on that's just silly! Hang on someone's at the door.

Yes? Who are you? Why do you have a gun? Oh please no! AAAARRGGGHHHHH!!!!! BFDS/.JGJBNK,NKMVNGJFKJNNL!

*ahem*

 

[Hazy992]

Like how Xenoblade isn't really a game because it has an X in it? That's just fact!

... or how GTA Vice City isn't a real game because the protagonist is wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Another fact!

Or how the Wii isn't a console because I don't like motion controls. More facts!