The "Why would you DO that?" game.

[The Eggplant]

Here's how this works. A user (that's all of you out there) asks a question, in the form of "why would you ___?" The question can be as odd, as random, as unexpected, or as normal (which actually might be MORE unexpected) as you like.

The next user's responsibility is to somehow justify his or her actions. Again, it doesn't need to be entirely logical...but it should hopefully work on at least some level. The answerer then becomes the asker with a question of his or her own, and on and on we go. Rrrready?

Why would you challenge Godzilla to a thumb-wrestling contest?

 

[The Eggplant]

*le sigh*

Because it was better than an arm-wrestling match.

Why would you keep talking to yourself?

 

[Goremocker]

Because there is no-one else?

Why would you not smoke weed?

 

[capin Rob]

Becaues its awesome

Why would you drink your own urine?

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

WRONG, IT'S ATHENS!

Why would you punch a lizard?

 

[BlindChance]

As a warmup. I would punch him, and then look him in the eye, and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

It is worth noting that my name is not, in fact, Inigo Montoya. The lizard did not, in fact, kill my father. The lizard is mostly confused by the strange two legged animal tormenting him.

I never said I was a good person.

Why would you say that?

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Because your title is "librarian" and that means you need to learn to scan books faster at the check out.

Why would you stab me with a doorknob?

 

[The Eggplant]

I'm sorry, would you have preferred I use the whole door?

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Why would you leave me like this?

 

[not_the_dm]

Because we're evil.

Why would you burn out the catacombs?

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Its quicker to do that than search for the mummies.

Why would you kick me in the balls?

 

[Vrex360]

Because I felt like it...?

Why did you sneak on board my spaceship?

 

[Daipire]

Because I needed to hitch a ride to Nebulon 5.

Why would you destroy Nebulon 1?

 

[Vrex360]

I was bored.

Why did you try to make out with a zombie?

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

She has a great personality.

Why must you cry?