The wish game

[2fish]

I did a quick search and found many wishes, but not one thread just for them.

Rules of the game first person makes a wish, next person corrupts the wish and then posts their own wish. Remember to keep it nice enough to avoid the mods .

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a PS3
Person B: you get a PS3 for Christmas, but it only plays wii games and then gets a red ring of death the next day.
Person B then makes their wish.

Here we go:

I wish I had a husky puppy.

Thread relocated to proper subforum - Mod

 

[Pimppeter2]

You get a husky puppy, but it is in a coma

I wish I had a new phone

 

[Dark Knifer]

You get the phone but it does nothing except call people (you know like they were first invented to).

Also this should be in forum games, not that I really care, I'm just saying.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Haha. I just ninja'd you!

 

[Pilot Bush]

I wish i had THREE PS3's
...and cake

 

[Internet Kraken]

I wish I had a new phone

The only person you can call on your new phone is Michael Atkinson.

I wish I had a tennis ball.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Haha. I just ninja'd you!

Shut up! It still hurts...Damn...ninja's....

 

[Energylegzz]

I wish i had THREE PS3's
...and cake

The PS3 are filled with Rotten eggs and the Cake has a Surprise Inside...Its a Dead squirrel.

I wish I had A glass of Orange Pop

 

[Dorian]

We have this for a bloody reason, people. PLEASE use it. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/362]

 

[Skuffyshootster]

You get a husky puppy, but it is in a comma

I wish I had a new phone

Oh no, not a comma!

I wish I had a cup of pudding.

 

[Jammerz]

you get pudding but it's grounded taco and coffee beans flavour....

I wish, I wish I was a fish.....

 

[Mr. Grey]

you get a tennis ball but its made of stone......

I wish, I wish I was a fish.....

You're a fish out of water.

I wish I had a taco.

 

[Vimbert]

you get a tennis ball but its made of stone......

I wish, I wish I was a fish.....

You're a fish out of water.

I wish I had a taco.

Granted, but the taco has sat outside for several days.

I wish I had a bigger dorm room.

 

[BonsaiK]

you get a tennis ball but its made of stone......

I wish, I wish I was a fish.....

You're a fish out of water.

I wish I had a taco.

Granted, but the taco has sat outside for several days.

I wish I had a bigger dorm room.

That's okay, you can have a bigger dorm room. But you have to share it.

I wish this thread was in RP and Forum Games.

 

[Vrex360]

It goes there, but then you suddenly get eaten by zombies.

I wish I had an alien army that would do my bidding.

 

[Vimbert]

That's okay, you can have a bigger dorm room. But you have to share it.

(I have to share it now anyway.)

OT: You have it, but you don't speak their language, so you are unable to issue them orders.

I wish there was more snow on the ground here.

 

[KillerH]

Granted, but it melts and floods your house.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

 

[Vrex360]

Your wish turns out to come true but you are now left with no further wishes and your life stays the same.

I wish I had a pet T-rex named Gavin who plays Jazz guitar.

 

[2fish]

You get a Pet T-rex who plays jazz guitar very badly and after a very bad headache from its music it eats you.

I wish to apologize to the mods for misplacing my thread (lets see if you can corrupt this one).