The worst films you have ever seen

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draconiansundae

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richd213 said:
I've only seen the trailer but this film is two and a half hours long and next height in terms of shitness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ7gOSlf014

This is Birdemic.
WOW that looks awful. I thought it was a joke until I looked it up on imdb. =/
 

Kolby Jack

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JoshTheater said:
Mr. Bad Movie Expert over here would like to offer his services. Many of the films being posted in here are bad...but not anywhere close to the worst movies ever made.

Here are the worst movies I have ever seen (in no particular order), and I promise they are worse than the movies you have seen:

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Riki-Oh

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But without Riki-oh we wouldn't have this:

 

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OmniscientOstrich said:
Gerry and Forrest Gump. Both execrable films, the former incredibly fucking tedious as well.
forest gump
bad?

are you kidding me, that movie changed my life

OT: worst movie ever
Spinal Tap

they're all like "yeah bass players are stupid"

I won't stand for it!
 

JoshTheater

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Actually now that I think about it I'm not sure I would call Riki-Oh bad...it's completely ridiculous and over-the-top and for those reasons I actually very much enjoyed the film. I guess it's on that list because there are so many dialogue and plot choices that are completely absurd.
 

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manythings said:
ZeroMachine said:
The Last Airbender.

Need I elaborate?
Never stops being funny that they are referred to as "benders".

OT: Napolean Dynamite and it is like I'm the only person in the world who saw that garbage for what it was.
Finally, someone who agrees with me!
 

AlternatePFG

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The Last Airbender was awful. I actually rather liked the show, but the movie was horrible. It wasn't even so bad it was funny.
 

GartarkMusik

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My top 2 least favorites are probably The Last Airbender and John Steinbeck's The Pearl.
I'm a huge fan of the animated tv series, and TLA took everything good about the series and somehow made it terrible, and The Pearl was just a great book adapted into an agonizing film.
 

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The Happening and Transformers 2. People can defend the first as much as they like based on how fun it is to apparantly riff on but I just found it so stupid that it began to irritate me. Crappy acting didn't help. I guess the same goes for the latter but plus an extra hour or more of torture.
I'd like to nominate Crash as well. Critics might have loved it but you can sum it up as, 'everyone's a racist except for this one guy who used to be in a gang (I think, I don't remember it that well) ARE WE CHALLENGING YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS AUDIENCE?!' Bleeargh, pile of wank.
 

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Paranormal activity. I never struggled so much to finish a film. Awful story, worse execution, and the worst, most unlikeable characters I've ever seen. Of course, the entire internet was praising it into the heavens because it was "the best horror flick in the past few years". First off: it was most definitely not, and second even if it was, that doesn't mean anything. If I have a whole bunch of turds and one of them has a peanut in it, I'm not going to think "holy shit a peanut! This turd is amazingly delicious!". It's still a bloody turd. That's not to say PA even had a peanut in it to begin with, of course.
 

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Aztec rex jesus christ that was bad and to be honest i don't think any mainstream films can be rated the worst film ever at least there visuals might make up for the lack of everything else (e.g Avatar blue people one)
 

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Avatar (Na'vi) what bullshit. All I knew when I went to see it was humans were colonising a planet inhabited by sentient aliens and I was able to predict the whole alien love interest thing, the side swapping and the final showdown between the army officer and the protagonist. Also Goal 3. Where was Santiago, the main guy from the 2 previous films? Why were we supposed to care about those other guys? They should've just left it at 2 films, dammit.
 

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BreakfastMan said:
Sparrow said:
BreakfastMan said:
The Wicker Man (1973).
You didn't like the original? Try watching the remake.
Not a chance. When one hears that a remake of a film that one considers the worst film that they have ever seen is much, much worse, it does not exactly make one want to watch it, if you know what I mean. :)
The remake is one of those "so bad its good" films. Nicholas Cage runs around in a bear suit high-kicking and punching a bunch of women in the face. No, seriously.