The worst horror movie you have seen
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What the f dude, I was totally going to say that. Either that or the first AVP because EVERYONE knows that the Predator would never team up with a human to fight the aliens.Barry93 said:
Cemetery Gates. It's a cheap, quickly made movie that looks like it was made by college students.
The film is about a mutated Australian Tasmanian Devil that has grown to the size of a tiger that walks around a cemetary, eating the student film-makers there making a movie for their college film class. Oh, and the Tassie Devil is named Precious.
The acting is terrible: Two scientists are walking towaards the cemetery trying to find the escaped Precious and as they pass a sign saying 'Cemetery 2 miles ahead' they hear a scream.
Man: That scream came from the cemetery
Woman: The cemetery? But that's miles away.
Yes lady. Miles. The only reason she can even SAY the plural is cause its 2.
The gore effects are... sad: When someone dies they don't just shoot a little splattter of blood out, no. They look like they have a hose filled with red water and read jelly attached to their body. One guy gets killed in a cave and as he dies the view switches to the wall behind him. I am serious when I say for about 20 seconds, it looks like someone is hosing down the wall, left to right.
The deaths are so unnesacary:
Woman: I'll hold it off
Precious nears closer
Woman shoots it a few times, making it slow down.
The others run away t safety and yell 'Come on, quickly'
Precious starts moving forward again
Woman stands still for about 30 seconds as Precious walks up to her, cuts her in the stomach and she sprays red for about a minute
I love the movie, just because it is sooooooo bad
The film is about a mutated Australian Tasmanian Devil that has grown to the size of a tiger that walks around a cemetary, eating the student film-makers there making a movie for their college film class. Oh, and the Tassie Devil is named Precious.
The acting is terrible: Two scientists are walking towaards the cemetery trying to find the escaped Precious and as they pass a sign saying 'Cemetery 2 miles ahead' they hear a scream.
Man: That scream came from the cemetery
Woman: The cemetery? But that's miles away.
Yes lady. Miles. The only reason she can even SAY the plural is cause its 2.
The gore effects are... sad: When someone dies they don't just shoot a little splattter of blood out, no. They look like they have a hose filled with red water and read jelly attached to their body. One guy gets killed in a cave and as he dies the view switches to the wall behind him. I am serious when I say for about 20 seconds, it looks like someone is hosing down the wall, left to right.
The deaths are so unnesacary:
Woman: I'll hold it off
Precious nears closer
Woman shoots it a few times, making it slow down.
The others run away t safety and yell 'Come on, quickly'
Precious starts moving forward again
Woman stands still for about 30 seconds as Precious walks up to her, cuts her in the stomach and she sprays red for about a minute
I love the movie, just because it is sooooooo bad
Damn, beat me to it.sheic99 said:
Eh, what the hell:
"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
Also, "Garbage day!" *shoots someone*
Alone in the Dark. That movie actually tried to have Tara Reid play a...(theres noway of saying this with out leaving a bad taste in my mouth) brilliant scientist...... Yeah.
I realized how aweful a director Uwe Boll is when I read an interview by the former screen play writer where he said his screen play was rejected by Boll and said "it needs more car chaces". A game with the emphasis on claustrophobic horror has been reduced to a b-level action flick that would same Sci-Fi original films.
I realized how aweful a director Uwe Boll is when I read an interview by the former screen play writer where he said his screen play was rejected by Boll and said "it needs more car chaces". A game with the emphasis on claustrophobic horror has been reduced to a b-level action flick that would same Sci-Fi original films.
The Gingerdead man, starring Gary Busey.
I have yet to see a good horror movie, but this is by far the worst out of them all.
I have yet to see a good horror movie, but this is by far the worst out of them all.
Wow. That is hilariously bad. And cheesy to the point that I would expect some man in a bed costume to come running brandishing knife at some point.TriggerUnhappy said:
Would still be scarier and more dangerous than Death Bed, not to mention have an awesome trailer. "Death Bed, coming to a bedroom near YOU!!!" Thinking about it though, that would be a film I would pay to see.DeadlyYellow said:
To me it was Tamara (not that Im a real horror buff, but this one was nit-pick encrusted)
everything about cliche in high school is now put in, oh I'm just now a zombie that looks hot and blah blah blah
and I think only two people died actually considering it was all about I think oooh REVENGE
everything about cliche in high school is now put in, oh I'm just now a zombie that looks hot and blah blah blah
and I think only two people died actually considering it was all about I think oooh REVENGE
Agreed. The Unborn started well, and them ended like a steaming turd reaching the ground from a hundred stories up. And it had Gary Oldman in it. I was sad for him.wewontdie11 said:
House of the Dead is my vote for the worst movie ever made.
I cant believe this thread went this far witout a meantion of Jason X, serious who to re-ignite a dead series send it to space, at least it had that self-parody thing going, ripping the piss on itself was about as sophisticated as that film got.
