The Worst Ideas for Games
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Ant Stamper: The Miniscule Menace
"Tie up those Doc Martens and prepare to stamp! Ants have invaded your picnic and only the kinetic force of your boot up their asses is going to save you!"
"Tie up those Doc Martens and prepare to stamp! Ants have invaded your picnic and only the kinetic force of your boot up their asses is going to save you!"
Obviously, you're missing my point. Re-read what I said.WingcommanderIV said:
"In 2008, any FPS that takes place in a warzone."
Don't you think that wartime FPS'ers have been cloned to death? They're nothing new in the least bit. I don't care for them myself and I don't feel it's necessarily a great move to release yet another one this year. CoD4 gives fratboys little hard-ons for reasons I'll never understand and it wouldn't make sense to bother releasing a similar "war game" this year. It's tired and boring as hell and I'm a little sick of hearing the dorks at GameStop gushing over every game you wear fatigues and brandish military guns in.
I don't dislike graphics, Kingdom Hearts was very pretty and had a lot of potential that was ruined by the broken camera. I guess there's not really any glitches either, but the camera is game-breaking, the platforming sections are terrible and it annoys me that the potential wasn't met.qbert4ever said:
A game where you play as a bear who can't fight with a bird in his backpack who does all the work, and go collect a bunch of puzzle pieces to keep the bear's sister looking beautiful. Oh wait...
(And before anyone says otherwise, that was a GREAT game. I just wish it could be on the VC...)
(And before anyone says otherwise, that was a GREAT game. I just wish it could be on the VC...)
Why can't all rap artists(as they like to call themselves) be dorpped into a hotzone. Maybe then the world will be a better place.Pseudonym2 said:
Now, for bad game ideas...
**points to EA (or is it UbiSoft?)**
Come on, the made cooking, house making, baby-caring and horse-riding sims. Who the hell wants to play games like those?
Wait, sorry, I stand corrected. Seems Cooking Mama sells quite well in Japan.
Picture this.
Your a random dude on an airplane when the airplane crashes into the middle of the ocean.
You are the only surviver and you see this structure in the distance, you swin towards it.
This structure seems to be an elevator of some sort, you deside to go down. On your decent you see a giant sign that says "Welcome to drying cycle". Seconds later you door opens and almost everything in your area is destroyed, in the distance you hear a women screaming "WHERE ARE YOU NUMBER TWO!?". you continure out of the elevator and are lucky enough to find a wrentch, you keep going and are suddenly confronted with a giant, robot looking creature covered in mismatched footwear as well as a drill on it's arm with a footwarmer like cozzy over it.
Coming this summer, it's
BIOSOCK
Your a random dude on an airplane when the airplane crashes into the middle of the ocean.
You are the only surviver and you see this structure in the distance, you swin towards it.
This structure seems to be an elevator of some sort, you deside to go down. On your decent you see a giant sign that says "Welcome to drying cycle". Seconds later you door opens and almost everything in your area is destroyed, in the distance you hear a women screaming "WHERE ARE YOU NUMBER TWO!?". you continure out of the elevator and are lucky enough to find a wrentch, you keep going and are suddenly confronted with a giant, robot looking creature covered in mismatched footwear as well as a drill on it's arm with a footwarmer like cozzy over it.
Coming this summer, it's
BIOSOCK
Another Call of Duty taking place in an era before the introduction of the personal computer.
OH WAIT.
OH WAIT.
