The worst kids movie ever?

[sabotstarr]

Transformers 2 had alot of cussing in it which seemed strange since i loved transformers as a kid and was always kid friendly.

The Dark Knight i absolutly loved batman as a kid. I watched, bought, and played with everything with Batman in it. But i feel this is too moody and messed up for kids.

Spiderman 3 OMG WTF!!!!! VENOM IS NOT A GIGANTIC P*@*#!

Note that these are all rated PG-13, so I don't think they count as kid movies.

Anyway, I have to say Ferngully. Wiki it if you must. We were subjected to this...it's not a movie, whatever it is, in an 8th grade science class. I kid you not. Our teacher said it was her favorite movie ever.

OMG...even the wiki sounds bad...and i defiantly remember watching that a long time ago.....Oh now repressed memories coming back....*cringe*

 

[CoconutTequila]

Every Disney movie made that was 3D with an exception for Toy Story and every 2D movie that was a sequel including pocahontis. I heard Disney is only making one more 2D movie

...Please tell me your joking about that last sentence. Eugh, I'll never be able to watch a Disney movie again. 3D makes me motion sick.

Actually, along these lines, Bolt is pretty decent. It reminds me of how Disney films USED to be. It's also how I learned that I just can't take 3D.

As for the worst, all three HSM, Hannah Montana, Camp Rock etc. Why they are so popular I have no idea.

 

[sabotstarr]

Hannah Montana. Camp Rock, High School Musical.
basically anything put out by disney these days. Give us back the days of Lion King and Alladin damnit

Wow, good idea, an Aladdin movie but a remake with actors and absolutely no drawing. =D (Jk, that would be a disaster)

 

[General_Potatoes]

let me see..... high school musical i could never like that movie and the last day of summer the most boring nickleoden movie ever

 

[Lord Krunk]

Hoodwinked and that other crappy movie like it. Freaking horrible. Also Madagascar.

But... those are some of the best kids movies out there! Sans Disney (before it sucked) and Pixar movies, of course.

I'll have to put one up for Spy Kids 3. To this day, I can't believe I watched it.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Hoodwinked and that other crappy movie like it. Freaking horrible. Also Madagascar.

But... those are some of the best kids movies out there! Sans Disney (before it sucked) and Pixar movies, of course.

I'll have to put one up for Spy Kids 3. To this day, I can't believe I watched it.

I found the animation horrible, the character designs appauling, and the humor was not there. It was trying to hard to be hip and cool.

Finding Nemo, now that's a classic. Shrek? Beast. Loved it. Both were beautiful to watch and genuinely funny.

But I'll agree. I hated Spy Kids. All of them. Robert Rodriguez should stick to over-the-top action flicks like Once Upon A Time In Mexico. I loved that movie.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Finding Nemo, now that's a classic. Shrek? Beast. Loved it. Both were beautiful to watch and genuinely funny.

I will agree with you on that, but I still thought Hoodwinked and Madagacar (particularly Hoodwinked) were actually quite good.

 

[IamQ]

Space chimps.

 

[The Cake Is A Lie]

Garfield... It was so incredibly painful to sit through. I also disagree on Bill Murray being the voice of him

 

[Insanum]

I remember some abomination from my youth called baby geniuses. It appears to be the 9th worst rated film on Metacritic.

But, yeah, another thing I disliked was some blatant Shrek ripoff called Happily N'Ever After that my sister watched (what sound or letter could the apostrophe possibly replace here?). Awful plot with awful acting, with bland, paper thin, pancake flat characters. Don't really know about the production values in general because I was playing Oblivion while this was going on, but if they can't afford good actors, I doubt that the artists knew what they were doing.

I loved Baby Geniuses...

Err...Pokemon is bad looking back, But it was awesome at the time...

God i hated the spongebob movie, They just Baby-fied the bob for no reason whatsoever.

 

[The_Echo]

Any of the Spy Kids movies after the first one (at least that one was bearable!)

Agreed 210%. I never saw the third one. The second one was mediocre enough.

The third one throws shit at the screen because it was advertised as being in 3D, which is always a mistake. And, being a gamer, I couldn't get past all the retard generalizations and how the titular game worked/looked. It's awful.

 

[PureBredGentleman]

I remember some abomination from my youth called baby geniuses. It appears to be the 9th worst rated film on Metacritic.

But, yeah, another thing I disliked was some blatant Shrek ripoff called Happily N'Ever After that my sister watched (what sound or letter could the apostrophe possibly replace here?). Awful plot with awful acting, with bland, paper thin, pancake flat characters. Don't really know about the production values in general because I was playing Oblivion while this was going on, but if they can't afford good actors, I doubt that the artists knew what they were doing.

I loved Baby Geniuses...

Err...Pokemon is bad looking back, But it was awesome at the time...

God i hated the spongebob movie, They just Baby-fied the bob for no reason whatsoever.

The show did that too though. (If you are referring to spongebob all of a sudden acting like a "baby" as you put it) What I liked about the show as a kid (and even to this day) is that spongebob is very inconsistent. You have no idea what age this guy is, or what it is he's supposed to be acting like. Think of it as Pee-wee, a man with VERY kid like elements,but can be mature when he needs to be(okay maybe pee wee ISN'T the best example but you get the point)

 

[socialtangent]

I thought Madagascar was godawful, as well as the sequel and the TV series. Whenever I infect Madagascar in Pandemic II, I like to imagine the animals from the movie dropping sick.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I second Pocket Ninjas. It's notorious for it's terrible music.

trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOLNOWnBlnQ

a "fight" scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ7Jmq-h1Vs&feature=related

"training" montage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dv9tJAz0jQ&feature=related

kidnapping scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaTb6wL_pFE&feature=related

 

[a stranger]

Does High School Musical Count? Because I don't see it so much as a movie rather than as a pile of regurgiatated arse.

thank you for having good tatse high school musical sucks

 

[HPoirot]

Atlantis: The Lost Empire
I would rather get five consecutive root canals without anesthetic than watch that horrible excuse for a film.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I really like Pixar's movies, all excrept Cars, no matter how much I tried, I couldn't bring myself to like that movie.

What, just because it is a strange dystopian future with sentient cars ruling the planet and, uh, wait... How do they reproduce?

 

[hopeneverdies]

And then they brought out High School Musical 3.

Did anyone see the Mario Brothers and Street Fighter movie, god they are awful!

Hurk, oh good, I think I just vomited. All three, plus Hoodwinked, Kangaroo Jack, and pretty much anything by Dreamworks that wasn't the first Shrek movie, the second was okay.