the worst movie ever!

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Albert_Wesker657 said:
Anything by Uwe Boll?
Een worse, the sequels to the Uwe Boll movies, house of dead 2, Bloodrayne 2 and the crapfest of Alone in the dark 2.
they ever do a dungeon siege 2 i swear i will jump of a bridge.
Oh he will make a Bloodrayne 3 ? close enough, byeeeeeeeee...........splat!
 

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Spoils of War is a WW2 film. Crappy in every way possible. No originality whatsoever. The acting is horrific. The plot is dumb and unintresting. It starts with a reel explaining what WW2 was.
 

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Fuck if I know. I really dislike Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, though I liked Revenge of the Sith (except, you know, that little ***** Anakin just kept annoying me).

And Pulp Fiction.
What the fuck was that shit all about? And what was in the fucking suitcase?
(just kidding, don't murder me)
 

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Dragon Ball Evolution comes to my memmory rigth now, but I am sure I have seen worse... unlikely as it seems.
 

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District 9 and a movie named G*yni**ers from outer space. District 9 is horrible cos' nothing happen in it and than something happends I don't care it's more "heh something happend in this film that's weird.) The other movie I named (nearly totally censored)it don't have any rasist content it's about the equality of different human races and equality of men and women well something like thatt so please don't feel offened the movies title have nothing to whith the movie.
 

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The Red Spy said:
No one has mentioned Open Water? I'm rather disappointed...
Oh I completely forgot about that movie! That was a pile of shit. I turned it off about halfway through.

There have been several movies I watched and just turned off because they're bad (I.e. Repo - Genetic Opera, Twilight, Tokyo Gore Police) but the one movie I sat through and just regretted every painstaking minute of watching it.... well, there were several actually:

1. Across the Universe. Great music, don't get me wrong, but the completely phoned in, half baked (no pun intended) story that completely steals the entire playbook from the musical Hair just bothered me. I expected more from Julie Taymor

2. Pearl FUCKING Harbor. What a completely misleading film trailer. I'll all excited about the historic retelling of one of the nations most tragic events and I get this film that focuses more on some two bit love story than actual history or the respect of any solider who was there. Complete and utter bullshit. Watch Tora Tora Tora instead.

3. Splice. What a complete waste of my time. It set me up for this really cool, "frankenstein"-esque type of movie and all I get is some lame pseudo-science, a few scenes of interesting gore, and Adrien Brody fucking a pterodactyl. Oh, and Sara Polley getting raped, also by a Pterodactyl.
 

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MrNickster said:
Alien vs Predator 2. Horrendous acting, terrible characters, vomit-inducing plot, shit special effects (ironic, considering the directors are special effects specialists) and the worst lighting ever.
Yeah, I have to go with this. Me and my dad rented it to watch it at home, and we couldn't see ANYTHING. I don't know why we kept watching til the end, cause I really don't know what happened, I just heard a lot of people screaming through the inky blackness that was my TV screen.
 

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Dennis Jakobsen said:
The Pianist!! And everything with more than one Wayans brother in it!
i only saw half of it but what i saw of the pianist was really good
 

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I'm gonna say 2012, simply so I can utter the following joke:

*clears throat*

If it comes between that movie coming true and having to watch it again, then bring on the Apocalypse baby!
 

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"Megaforce"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084316/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaforce

halfway trough I just couldn't take it anymore and had to turn it off.

Dullest most inept action movie ever.