The Worst Song You've Ever Heard

[Breakdown32]

I couldnt get past the 30 second mark. When they started singing it made me want to light this song on fire. I would make a deal with the devil to never hear this song again, and id be eager to be handing my soul over.

 

[Queen Michael]

I will not post a link, because I don't want the horror and pain you'd experience on my conscience (also, I don't want to get sued), but the very worst song is a Swedish song called "I Et Rosa Helikopter" (possibly spelled wrong, I'm Norwegian, not Swedish), directly translated "In A Pink Helicopter". The name itself is quite a good hint to stay away from it. And before anyone even thinks this: no. It's not in the same league as Yellow Submarine. It's not even the same medium, because I really don't want to call Pink Helicopter music. I loathe it.

Ah, that one. Being Swedish, I know the one. In my opinion, it's Unbreak my heart. A song of pure narm. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm] (I mean really, have they never heard of the word "mend"?)

 

[Caspertjuhh]

Hey marloes, ik wil met jou onder de douche - Zanger Rinus

Hey Marloes, I want to shower with you - Singer Rinus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLoQJVajLXI&feature=fvst

 

[Caspertjuhh]

lets see if this link works in here...

 

[Aurgelmir]

Mostly anything by Timbalan. did I spell that correctly? ...oh who cares he ruins good music...

I just cant stand him and his friggin noises...

 

[Ultress]

I couldn't find a link nor did I try that hard but it's the song I want to play video games by either Blackout band or Black audio either way:*shudder*

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Brokencyde. Specifically Freaxxx, but i really can't tell the difference between any of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

I made it through the entire Freaxxx, though my ears bled and I was crying in a corner.

 

[MMMowman]

Anything by Justin Bieber >.<

No quite listen to this..... http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower

 

[TheTejs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6kBlC-6_LM
it gets worse the longer in you get...

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

Don't press play unless you have a death wish

This. Although alot of the related links after the video are terrible: Brokencyde, and Chernobyl Pokemons specifically. (although Chernobyl Pokemons sound very much like heavy rain falling if you don't have the sound up too high.)

 

[Alumit]

Lord knows I hate the song and the "artist".

EDIT: How could I forget this one?

Don't even get me started on Kesha mate... I swear to God, whenever I hear her music, I lose three and a quarter brain cells and my IQ drops 3%. GAH.


OT: I'd have to say anything by Kesha.

Peace ~

 

[Weaver]

 

[ManaAdvent]

A song about video games that fail on so many levels.

EDIT: Ninja'd so to make it up. Here's some Kids Bop

 

[Merkavar]

imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee, imma bee,

 

[superstringz]

The Caramelldansen! Its like napalm that keeps burning you DAYS after watching.
For the Pain http://www.youtube.com/user/shadowleggy?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/16/Pr3esd05w-4

 

[DJDarque]

Yeah. I dare you to make it to the end.

It's terribly but in a strange way, amazing.

What did I just watch?!

Yes, that is a parrot on vocals.

 

[Nazulu]

I try to forget rubbish but one is still stuck in my head after all this time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNKLn0A-1CM

Warning! May cause severe brain damage.

 

[DJDarque]

EDIT: Oh shit. Double post. My bad.

 

[Autofaux]

There was this one song by Simple Plan... or it might've been all of them.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

After carefully reading Explosm.net's well placed arguments, I've now chosen any of Aiden's songs.