The worst world domination plan ever

[Jokuma]

As an evil genius, I want to seek after the most abysmal of evil plans. So what is the worst plan ever?! Feel free to take one from somewhere else or simply make one up on the spot.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Nobody but lemurs live in Madagascar anyway. Pandemic.

 

[unoleian]

Anything inspired by two lab mice.


ed- whoops, mice, yes...cut me some slack, it's been years!

 

[Hazy]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

I want to say... Pandemic?

 

[Thedayrecker]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Pandemic.

OT: The bad guy (don't remember his name) from MW 2 had a pretty pathetic plan.

 

[Sacman]

1.Destroy the moon
2.????
3.Profit

 

[enzilewulf]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Pandemic. I INFECTED IT! YES!!!!

Anyways Kidnap Oprah and demand the world for her. They will listen.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Hehe. I remember playing Pandemic with my friends at school. It took us half hour to get Madagascar as the starting country. And you know what? We killed everyone on Earth.

 

[awesomeClaw]

RE5 SPOILERS!



















Weskers plan. Seriously, how? COMPLETE, GLOBAL, SATURATION!

 

[Continuity]

Anything inspired by two lab rats.

Mice I think you'll find, and its conceived rather than inspired, and its only one of them doing the conceiving... if your references is what I think it is anyway.

 

[snowman6251]

North Korea's plan. Scream at the rest of the world and wait for them to listen.

 

[RathWolf]

Anything inspired by two lab rats.

And Larry!

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

You guys are too good, have a whole cookie jar.

cbb to quote ya'll.

 

[TheLefty]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Pandemic Two, or whatever it was called. I actually got Madagascar at one point.

Any who. I would suggest capturing/breeding a race of mythical beasts that will then be unleashed enslaving all beings who don't bend to you will. However, eventually the beasts will grow resistant to your mind control and rebel, killing you and other humans. As far as I know I made that up off the top of my head, but it's probably been done before.

 

[Rarhnor]

Kidnap the sneezing panda, and demand complete control of earth, and its resources.

 

[jopomeister]

Genetically modify a Giant Squid and create The Kraken.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

All other have failed so I must say this Pandemic... TWO!

Anyways probably it's the whole Linux plan of conquering the world via open source.

 

[ecoho]

to qure yatzee "any plan that involves useing genecticly enhance solders is bond to fail when they start asking them selves why they're lisoning to the guys who are weaker then them"

 

[Jark212]

Build a doomsday machine, form entire world domination plan around it...

If you think about all the "Mad Scientists" are actually Mad Engineers...