The worst you have ever been trolled IRL.

[Tips_of_Fingers]

My friends and I were walking down to town to have a good ol' piss up and as were happily trundling down the estate, we walked past a group of about 8 council house pikey kids. They ranged from about 8-12 I'd say. I was walking slightly behind my friends and suddenly I felt someone punch me. in the arse. I turned around and saw - to my astonishment (and amusement) - the smallest kid of the group who was likely about 8 and didn't even equal the height of chest standing there like a "gangsta".

Now, bear in mind that My friends and I are all atleast 6ft and relatively well built (if a little flabby lol). Not wanting to take this strange abuse, I turned to my friends and shouted "what the fuck, I've just been punched by a midget!" We continued walking...

...Then we hear the "midget" shouting all sorts of unintelligible crap at us - things along the lines of "ya, wha' you gonna do fucking pricks I'ma fucking kill you!" We continued walking....

...Then half-bricks start flying out of the sky towards us. We stopped and turned around, all the while watching this 8 year old kid hurling abuse (and bricks) at us. I was surprised, horrified and a little saddened by this act of mindless aggression. When I was his age, I avoided older people like I avoided girls lol.

Luckily, his own friends seemed relatively switched on and were telling him to stop. As my own friends and I carried on walking, we couldn't help but laugh at the situation; but at the same time...we wondered would have happened if one of us had been hit by a brick.

To be honest, I'd likely be in prison....

 

[Spy_Guy]

Trolling?
Oh yes...

You know Philosophy class, where you debate about stuff (Death Penalties, Abortion etc.), I made this really convincing comparison between a human fetus and a parasite.

That made my (old lady) teacher clam up and rage. The funny thing is that the comparison is by all means true, especially according to the Oxford dictionary. Personally I believe that if you make your teacher rage using your mad debating skills, then you win at philosophy. :3

 

[lighto]

Well, Quite possibly that one time the radio played rick astley, never gonna give you up. Throughout the entire state. Yeah.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he wrote in about that guy who took pictures of children and called it art.

he wrote that it depicts the fragility of kids and a bunch of other pedo sounding crap. It got published.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

EPIC NOSTALGIA RAGE! Damn I hate that guy...

so yeah.. that's the troll that makes me rage to this day. what's your best troll/been trolled?

That's not trolling. That's criminal defamation. They call the publishment of defamation "Libel" and the verbal propogation of defamation "Slander". Both are punishable by law.



OT: I can't recall a specific trolling that's happened to me at the moment. Though, once earlier this summer I did go get hammered at a friend's house. Now, there's about a half-doezen people I know living in this house and one of them was at work at the time so I get all wasted and start talking about peeing on the absentee's bed if the women in the bathroom didn't unlock the door and vacate. Sadly, they beleived me, so I had to settle for a half-bottle of water on his bed instead. He still thinks it was urine to this day.

 

[Outright Villainy]

If my "friend" did that, I'd punch him in the face.
Repeatedly.

 

[DPunch4]

Trolling?
Oh yes...

You know Philosophy class, where you debate about stuff (Death Penalties, Abortion etc.), I made this really convincing comparison between a human fetus and a parasite.

That made my (old lady) teacher clam up and rage. The funny thing is that the comparison is by all means true, especially according to the Oxford dictionary. Personally I believe that if you make your teacher rage using your mad debating skills, then you win at philosophy. :3

You my good sir are awarded the prize of a golf clap and a "good show".

 

[Yureina]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he wrote in about that guy who took pictures of children and called it art.

he wrote that it depicts the fragility of kids and a bunch of other pedo sounding crap. It got published.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

EPIC NOSTALGIA RAGE! Damn I hate that guy...

so yeah.. that's the troll that makes me rage to this day. what's your best troll/been trolled?

With friends like that... who needs enemies?

 

[Chefodeath]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he wrote in about that guy who took pictures of children and called it art.

he wrote that it depicts the fragility of kids and a bunch of other pedo sounding crap. It got published.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

EPIC NOSTALGIA RAGE! Damn I hate that guy...

so yeah.. that's the troll that makes me rage to this day. what's your best troll/been trolled?

I'm no legal expert dude, but I'm pretty sure you could have raped this kid's ass in court for slander.

 

[DPunch4]

yeah.. yes I know I could have fucked him over in court but seriously, why the fuck do something like take someone to court for a joke? I could have wrote into the paper and demanded that they say the shit was fake and gay.

It's a funny story now days, if it ever bites me in the ass, or if I'm confronted cuz of it then I'll just say the truth.

Living life with no regrets or gods is the #1 way to be happy.

 

[punksnotdead]

I was talking about ww2 and this one kid said, "What does Japan have to do with any thing?"

 

[minka1995]

At my school we have music playing during class changeover, usally not very good music. Never Gonna Give You Up started playing and then the teacher didn't show up. Soo yeah, I think the school unintentionally rick rolled my class.