The Year is 2013.

[soilent]

The Economic crisis was ended by the discovery of unobtainium under the Large Hadron Collidor.
The American President has a drinking problem and lost Utah in a poker game, to Kim Jong Il (Who finally got that parasite off his brain and has now turned North Korea into the most technologically advanced superpower in history.)
Germany resurects Hitler and forces him to break-dance 24-7.
France does nothing, because they never do.
And Iran mysteriously disappeared in December 2012.

What is your favorite thing to eat in this strange world?

 

[Marter]

A nice, juicy, tenderloin steak. Same as it is now.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

.............What are you smoking and where can I get some? That said, I would probably eat some space Cheetos before fucking my 6ft tall Na'vi girlfriend. Then I'd get out of my zero-G water bed and then head off to my job as a mutant,wise-cracking mercenary. Ask a silly question...

Also: Korea could never become the world's technological superpower. You know why? All their shit would be made in Korea!!!!

 

[ThatTallGuy]

Soylent Green, of course. Also, I take offense to my state being lost in a poker match. Other than that, I'm okay with your idealized future. Please tell me there are jetpacks!

[small]If no jetpacks, at least say there are hoverboards![/small]

 

[Timotei]

Spoiler: A proper response to the OP

OT: Salmon Fettuccine Alfredo

 

[Punisher A.J.]

eh... not hungry I'll have a beer.

 

[soilent]

Soylent Green, of course. Also, I take offense to my state being lost in a poker match. Other than that, I'm okay with your idealized future. Please tell me there are jetpacks!

[small]If no jetpacks, at least say there are hoverboards![/small]

it was either Utah or Montana....

We need the Gears of War Theme park to stay in American hands, sorry.

(No idea how Montana got away with that park btw.)

 

[ThatTallGuy]

Soylent Green, of course. Also, I take offense to my state being lost in a poker match. Other than that, I'm okay with your idealized future. Please tell me there are jetpacks!

[small]If no jetpacks, at least say there are hoverboards![/small]

it was either Utah or Montana....

We need the Gears of War Theme park to stay in American hands, sorry.

(No idea how Montana got away with that park btw.)

It's almost an acceptable reason. And Montana got it because there's nothing else in Montana at all.

 

[Vanbael]

I'll have a dark beer with a hamburger fried by a dragon while watching the internet feed of Hitler dancing on my North Korean made computer.

 

[Blimey]

Whatever your eating, cause that shit sounds powerful.

 

[oppp7]

The World Trade Centers, after the aliens abduct them, obviously.

 

[Jman1236]

playing FFXV on my PS4.

 

[swolf]

Chef Boyardee Ravioli straight from the can...it's weird, I've worked as a sous chef in a fancy restaurant yet that's what I normally eat...that or Ramen, go figure.

 

[Estocavio]

Savory Beef Rolls, with a side of Potato and bacon... And two pieces of fish, a bottle of coke, a large ceramic cup, a linen napkin and a very small bowl of vinegar. And an insurance policy of sorts stating that none of this has any content even remotely affiliated with the words fruit or vegetable, or low-fat.

I have VERY specific tastes.

 

[Sonicron]

Not sure, mabye some Cajun cooking. It sounds so delicious, but I've never had any because it's almost impossible to obtain here in this strange land of compulsively breakdancing resurrected dictators.

Failing that, I'll have a monkey burger and a bucket of caribou eyes.

Also, I'm fairly certain that the breakdancing Hitler is a robot, because my reliable sources inform me that Adolf was last spotted in Argentina, disguised as a nun. Must have something to do with his secret base on the dark side of the moon collapsing due to space termites.

 

[Doitpow]

Well during the Great British Potato famine of 2011 (a result of a chemical weapon attack by a newly independent and near all-powerful ireland, who are just a little bit bitter), 99% percent of Britain's chips were tragically lost. However I know of a shady bar in old london town, run by a one-eyed midget (lost his eye in a knife fight with a bounty hunter from the moon), where I can still get a decent plate of fish an' chips...It'll cost ya mind.

 

[rabidmidget]

Well after the price of human lives became less than that of your average livestock, I have taken quite a liking to the sensual taste of a child's flesh after having been marinated overnight in a creamy garlic sauce and then slowly cooked until the meat is so tender it falls off the bone.

Just thinking about it make my mouth water.

 

[JEBWrench]

I'm eating the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Deicidedly delicious!

 

[Tekkawarrior]

France does nothing, because they never do.

another ill informed young man

 

[Vrex360]

I am rather partial to eating the organs of the mutant roaches if I do say so myself. They are fantastic with a side of laser scones.