Them, Me, Them

[CloggedDonkey]

^ Can tell who is posting next

< Is insensitive, you twat

V Thinks these games turn to quickly to sex.

 

[Broken Orange]

^ has a clone
< is it just me, or do these games turn to sex quickly
v makes a penis joke

 

[CloggedDonkey]

^ Has a small, um, thigh.

< Will not make a penis joke.

V Wants a monkey.

 

[Scde2]

^ Is the one who wants the monkey.

<Hates monkeys.

v Hates me.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

^ Is right (not really, you're a cool guy, I'm just giving you a hard time for teh lulz).

< Will kill all monkey haters.

V Is not expecting the Spanish inquisition.

 

[Shanaar]

^ Except the Dutch

< Played Golf

v Is sleeping

 

[Dr.Susse]

^The Russians secret weapon

< Is 70% alcohol

v Only listens to Bolero.

 

[Rasputin1]

^Awesomely drunk.

<Been awake faaar too long.

v Knows the location of my missing towels.

 

[Shanaar]

^ There in the fridge

< To damn hot here

v Nice and cold there

 

[Scde2]

^Simply is.

<Simply not.

v Simply WTF.

 

[Dirty Apple]

^ underestimates my powers of observation
< observing
v ignoring an uncomfortable itch

 

[Scde2]

^ Is dirty, but the apple part is a lie.

< Is watching an anime.

V Hates anime.

 

[Dirty Apple]

^ speaks the truth
< is more of a Darkwing Duck kinda guy
v doesn't phone his mother enough

 

[Scde2]

^ Is right.

< Lives with his mother.

V Won't judge me.

 

[Brikson]

^ can block b.o. for 16 hours

< sitting on a broken futon

V can mcgyver a fix

 

[Savagezion]

^ duct tape it

< about to smoke a cigarette

v deals cocaine

 

[Shanaar]

^ That will be a 1000 pond then

< Working

v Is a Ice Hockey fan

 

[Dirty Apple]

^ almost right

< Ice CAPADES fan

v exudes the faint odor of mouthwash and shame

 

[Cryptorus]

^ gets his knowledge from a blender

< Has the odor of day-old pizza and Red Bull

v Doesn't worry about odor.