If they are ignoring me, I don't respond at all. The last thing I need to do is draw their attention or become "one of the guys" with anyone who would kill a restaurant full of unarmed people. Let's say I make them laugh. Shit. Now what? If they are looking at me like they expect a response then I will say "Let's goooooo ZEEEEEEE!" and attempt to goose step out the door.Hwoof said:You are working in your fancy 3 Michelin star restaurant when two masked banditos burst into the kitchen - they kill all your co-workers and leave you alive.
One screams "WE NEED TO GO FOR A RIDE ON MY RAINBOW UNICORN NOW!"
The other calmly states: "I would trust you with my children"
There is no evidence of mental instability in either of these men (the above event is apparently normal in this day's society)
How do you respond?