Theoretical Situation #1

[neoman10]

this thread was raped by the; what was it called? the Acid Butter Propelled Elephant Coated Chainswordgunsaw Rocket Nucklear Explosion Creating Sh*t

 

[Spleenbag]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

... How about the hammer of da-pwnage.

Why not the Nail Board of Infinite Crab Cakes?

... How about the

Sekac Brac Etinifni fo Draob Lian.

*drunken* Man why you always gotta make me hit you?

Okay fine, how about the Rocket-Propelled Acid-Spewing Nuclear-Explosion-Creating Butter-Coated Elephant-Noise-Making Chainswordgunsaw?

... Or how about the Acid Butter Propelled Elephant Coated Chainswordgunsaw Rocket Nucklear Explosion Creating. Sh*t.

OR! How about the Chainswordgunsaw Coated Nuclear Rocket Butter Acid Creating Explosion Propelled Elephant?

 

[the big kahuna]

Back on topic please

 

[TenthRegeneration]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

... How about the hammer of da-pwnage.

Why not the Nail Board of Infinite Crab Cakes?

... How about the

Sekac Brac Etinifni fo Draob Lian.

*drunken* Man why you always gotta make me hit you?

Okay fine, how about the Rocket-Propelled Acid-Spewing Nuclear-Explosion-Creating Butter-Coated Elephant-Noise-Making Chainswordgunsaw?

... Or how about the Acid Butter Propelled Elephant Coated Chainswordgunsaw Rocket Nucklear Explosion Creating. Sh*t.

Screw that: Bear Calvary...on crack weilding pickforks attached to flaming chawawas! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!? (Did I mention their on fire?)

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

this thread was raped by the; what was it called? the Acid Butter Propelled Elephant Coated Chainswordgunsaw Rocket Nucklear Explosion Creating Sh*t

Actually, it was raped by Micheal Jackson, then murdered by OJ simpson, then its corpse desecrated by Brian Adams.

 

[Spleenbag]

Shit, man, we gotta get out here! This man wants us on topic! YOU GRAB THE JOINTS, I'LL GRAB THE BOOZE! LET'S HIT THE ROAD!

 

[Valiance]

What type of gear do we have, here?
What type of squad are we?
What time of day is it? Weather? (This matters to me.)

In a relatively-optimal situation, smoke grenades would work wonders.

In a truly optimal situation, there are pieces of equipment now (helmets, specifically) that let you track sniper fire and pinpoint the location of where the shot was fired using the impact point and sound waves as recorded by a squad of multiple people. If we had that, we could find out where he was, and take him out ourselves.

Again, this is depending on the squad and the situation. We might have a sniper of our own, and there might be a building nearby we could take cover in, and head there under the cover of smoke grenades.

 

[Dirty Apple]

If there is two members in the squad with one grenade each, we would pull the pins on each grenade at the same time, throw one next to a group of cars farther up, and another at the closest building. Then when the grenade sets the cars on fire and possible exploding, use the distraction to run through the open wall of the building and make our way to the objective from their.

I don't think standard fragmentation grenades would punch a hole in the side of a building or set fire to a car. Now, an HE satchel that's different. I'd also like a bit of clarification, is our objective time sensitive?

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

... How about the hammer of da-pwnage.

Why not the Nail Board of Infinite Crab Cakes?

... How about the

Sekac Brac Etinifni fo Draob Lian.

*drunken* Man why you always gotta make me hit you?

Okay fine, how about the Rocket-Propelled Acid-Spewing Nuclear-Explosion-Creating Butter-Coated Elephant-Noise-Making Chainswordgunsaw?

... Or how about the Acid Butter Propelled Elephant Coated Chainswordgunsaw Rocket Nucklear Explosion Creating. Sh*t.

Screw that: Bear Calvary...on crack weilding pickforks attached to flaming chawawas! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!? (Did I mention their on fire?)

See, you involved Bear Calvary, so now I must involve


Raptor Calvary. With... Flaming Ewocks with Halberds. Made out of Crab cakes.

 

[TenthRegeneration]

Back on topic please

Indeed. It is an intresting question, do you go home and live, or die for a country that can easily replace you?
I cannot answer that well, as I'm sure most cannot. Hence the joking.

 

[iggyus]

Call in Apache attack helicopters and have them pick apart every single building in the vicinity. If that doesnt help I'd ask for a strike from the Orbital Laser Canon

 

[darkless]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

What if he has X-ray vision. And you have no ladies in your squad.

Well my first thought would be where the hell is he getting this stuff, second though is back track and pray there's another way aroung

Maybe some dude is thinking it all up. Oh yeah, and ring of fire behind you. And your squad is dead. and you only have one bullet in your gun.

Radio reinforcements and crawl under a rock until they arrive...wait what happened to all my ammo.

You... ate it.

Well then it's reversed now if i ate my ammo I have bigger problems than a couple of snipers.

Your right. How about you shot at the sniper when he was jacking off, because he saw a lady in the upper apartment to your right. (Both snipers >_>) But you missed.

ok then i go back to my radio reinforcments and hide in a hole plan.

 

[TenthRegeneration]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

... How about the hammer of da-pwnage.

Why not the Nail Board of Infinite Crab Cakes?

... How about the

Sekac Brac Etinifni fo Draob Lian.

*drunken* Man why you always gotta make me hit you?

Okay fine, how about the Rocket-Propelled Acid-Spewing Nuclear-Explosion-Creating Butter-Coated Elephant-Noise-Making Chainswordgunsaw?

... Or how about the Acid Butter Propelled Elephant Coated Chainswordgunsaw Rocket Nucklear Explosion Creating. Sh*t.

Screw that: Bear Calvary...on crack weilding pickforks attached to flaming chawawas! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!? (Did I mention their on fire?)

See, you involved Bear Calvary, so now I must involve


Raptor Calvary. With... Flaming Ewocks with Halberds. Made out of Crab cakes.

Raptor Jesus says no. >_<

Back on topic.

 

[the big kahuna]

Hypothetical Situation #2 up in a few. Just finishing up.

 

[TenthRegeneration]

(Sorry, double post)

I like the idea you've put us in. It leaves very little doubt with what one must do.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Hypothetical Situation #2 up in a few. Just finishing up.

I promise I won't f*ck it up the ass as much as I did this one.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

... How about the hammer of da-pwnage.

Why not the Nail Board of Infinite Crab Cakes?

... How about the

Sekac Brac Etinifni fo Draob Lian.

*drunken* Man why you always gotta make me hit you?

Okay fine, how about the Rocket-Propelled Acid-Spewing Nuclear-Explosion-Creating Butter-Coated Elephant-Noise-Making Chainswordgunsaw?

... Or how about the Acid Butter Propelled Elephant Coated Chainswordgunsaw Rocket Nucklear Explosion Creating. Sh*t.

Screw that: Bear Calvary...on crack weilding pickforks attached to flaming chawawas! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!? (Did I mention their on fire?)

See, you involved Bear Calvary, so now I must involve


Raptor Calvary. With... Flaming Ewocks with Halberds. Made out of Crab cakes.

Raptor Jesus says no. >_<

(But seriously, back on topic)

Sir, this thread is so off topic that even if I stopped being off topic, It'd stay there simply because of my lasting impression.

 

[the big kahuna]

#2 is up, check it out.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Make half the guys run for it and half cover him.

Rinse and repeat until we get the sniper or get to the position.

Would use any smoke of had any.

 

[wwjdftw]

Assuming we have smoke grenades, if we had 3 I'd throw 1 to each side and drop one where we crouched then get my squad behind a building and try to spot the sniper with a pair of binoculars once the smoke clears to make sure we don't reveal ourselves as we make our way to the objective. Probably wouldn't work that well but meh, worth a shot.

problem with that is that if your guy who is spotting can see the sniper, he can see him, AND if you dont find him on your first go your fucked be cause you just used up all of your smoke

Call in Apache attack helicopters and have them pick apart every single building in the vicinity. If that doesnt help I'd ask for a strike from the Orbital Laser Canon

the orbital cannon sounds a liiiiiitle bit expensive and i bet your commanding officer wouldnt allow it just to save a couple guys