There is a Spider on your shoulder

[Devil's Due]

I'd simply just freak out for a second and without hesitation kill it. Last time a spider was on me, it fell on my face and I simply just swatted it away without a second thought. I'll always beat the pesky little spiders. They're weak, unorganized, and the only way they could even win is if they try to-

- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

PS: What is this I don't even

 

[blankedboy]

There was a cockroach on my shoulder two days ago. When I looked at it, it ran onto my back and... yeah, it took a while to get off xD

 

[Otaku13]

Probably go "oh will you look at that" and just keep going on with my business.

 

[Ozzythecat]

Cry... I will hopefully either scare it away with the sounds of my wailing or drown it with tears...

 

[IamQ]

Wave my arms over my head and run for it.

 

[Astoria]

Scream followed by more screaming and running around like a madman.

 

[Peter Langdijk]

Hi how are you........dont look..... there is a spider on your shoulder.
When you move it will run to your ear and eat your brains (i think).
What do you do?
Think quickly, if you think to long the spider will become mad and it will eat one of your vital organs.

I would try to charm it with my spider talk. If that fails, it's 'do the strip in 3 seconds' where I shed all clothing at light speed. Try biting me when you're squished by my bra, sucka! ;P

...What size of bra do you where for it to squish a spider?! O.O

OT: Scream like a girl. I fucking loathe spiders.

Well, I may not try to kill him in that way. I actually love spiders. So I'd probably just keep him in my bra, and fling him outside and go change. :3

But.... it will eat your brain!!!