He's a scarfaced bohemian paramedic She's a time-travelling hip-hop hooker with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
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He's a leather-clad gay firefighter with a secret. She's an orphaned nymphomaniac cab driver with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
...by the sound of it, he's the one man she can't have.
...
OR IS HE?
...by the sound of it, he's the one man she can't have.
...
OR IS HE?
"He's a deeply religious native American househusband looking for 'the Big One.' She's a plucky paranoid research scientist from out of town. They fight crime!"
EDIT: This was better!
"He's a witless pirate romance novelist trapped in a world he never made. She's a provocative Bolivian bodyguard who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!"
EDIT: This was better!
"He's a witless pirate romance novelist trapped in a world he never made. She's a provocative Bolivian bodyguard who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!"
He's an oversexed playboy barbarian haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a violent streetsmart stripper trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!
He's a world-famous Amish gentleman spy in a wheelchair. She's a radical impetuous lawyer with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
why does that sounds so good?
why does that sounds so good?
He's an immortal sweet-toothed cat burglar living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a man-hating gold-digging Valkyrie married to the Mob. They fight crime!
If this was a TV show, the cat burglar would manage to change the mind of the man-hating valkyrie by the end.
If this was a TV show, the cat burglar would manage to change the mind of the man-hating valkyrie by the end.
He's an otherworldly gay barbarian with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a man-hating cat-loving single mother trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!
Wait, what?
He's gay and has a way with the ladies, and she really hates man.
This could be awesome!
Wait, what?
He's gay and has a way with the ladies, and she really hates man.
This could be awesome!
He's a maverick albino jungle king who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a hard-bitten foul-mouthed Valkyrie who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
He's a benighted Republican paramedic in drag. She's a disco-crazy green-skinned museum curator who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!
He's a notorious alcoholic astronaut who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a psychotic hip-hop mermaid looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
Some of the suggestions sound way to much like actual tv shows.
He's a benighted Republican paramedic in drag. She's a disco-crazy green-skinned museum curator who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!
He's a notorious alcoholic astronaut who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a psychotic hip-hop mermaid looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
Some of the suggestions sound way to much like actual tv shows.
He's a war-weary alcoholic cop who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a cynical insomniac lawyer from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!
He's an ungodly shark-wrestling cat burglar whom everyone believes is mad. She's a supernatural nymphomaniac museum curator on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
He's an uncontrollable crooked werewolf on a search for his missing sister. She's an enchanted kleptomaniac magician's assistant prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
This website is Gold.
He's an ungodly shark-wrestling cat burglar whom everyone believes is mad. She's a supernatural nymphomaniac museum curator on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
He's an uncontrollable crooked werewolf on a search for his missing sister. She's an enchanted kleptomaniac magician's assistant prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
This website is Gold.
this may end up becoming my new Tv Tropes...
my best 3:
He's a lounge-singing coffee-fuelled messiah from a doomed world. She's a scantily clad tempestuous safe cracker with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
He's a scarfaced one-eyed jungle king living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a mentally unstable African-American magician's assistant who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!
He's a one-legged soccer-playing vampire hunter She's a mistrustful foul-mouthed angel on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
my best 3:
He's a lounge-singing coffee-fuelled messiah from a doomed world. She's a scantily clad tempestuous safe cracker with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
He's a scarfaced one-eyed jungle king living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a mentally unstable African-American magician's assistant who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!
He's a one-legged soccer-playing vampire hunter She's a mistrustful foul-mouthed angel on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
"He's a superhumanly strong umbrella-wielding cat burglar trapped in a world he never made. She's a foxy thirtysomething research scientist with the power to see death. They fight crime!"
Awesome.
Awesome.
He's a scrappy flyboy paranormal investigator moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a man-hating winged former first lady who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
He's a jaded misogynist ex-con searching for his wife's true killer. She's a beautiful African-American doctor operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime
He's an oversexed albino romance novelist in a wheelchair. She's a plucky Bolivian traffic cop who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
He's an all-American alcoholic dwarf with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a vivacious hip-hop journalist in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!
He's an unconventional guerilla senator on the run. She's a disco-crazy gypsy politician with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
He's a suicidal gay ex-con moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a radical Bolivian Valkyrie from Mars. They fight crime!
He's a jaded misogynist ex-con searching for his wife's true killer. She's a beautiful African-American doctor operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime
He's an oversexed albino romance novelist in a wheelchair. She's a plucky Bolivian traffic cop who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
He's an all-American alcoholic dwarf with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a vivacious hip-hop journalist in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!
He's an unconventional guerilla senator on the run. She's a disco-crazy gypsy politician with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
He's a suicidal gay ex-con moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a radical Bolivian Valkyrie from Mars. They fight crime!
He's an impetuous white trash househusband with a secret. She's a time-travelling wisecracking barmaid with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
I'd watch that show!
I'd watch that show!