Thief: It's Always a Sex Thing

[blackrave]

Yeah.
Not every game needs distinct look for protagonist.
Being as bland and unnoticeable is the point to thieves
You can't exactly blend with crowd when you look as if you just left wild BDSM orgy
Unless it is crowd that was present in said orgy
But what are chances of finding such crowd?

The third act of the game involves sneaking though a house of carnal pleasures. Crowd found!

Oh, c'mon, that was dumb luck, you must admit it.
I'm pretty sure even Garret was surprised

 

[XDSkyFreak]

Urgh ... if only it was just the costume. But seriously THAT is the least of the problems this game has. I would start with the absence of characters or personality (two big ingredients to the immersion in the original games) would continue with level design (but honestly nothing will top what the original games did) and end with a totaly insipid and uninteresting story. So basicaly everything the original game got right, the remakes brutalizases BDSM style ... huh ... actualy in that context the costume makes sense. Carry on retarded remake.

 

[Fifty-One]

Urgh ... if only it was just the costume. But seriously THAT is the least of the problems this game has. I would start with the absence of characters or personality (two big ingredients to the immersion in the original games) would continue with level design (but honestly nothing will top what the original games did) and end with a totaly insipid and uninteresting story. So basicaly everything the original game got right, the remakes brutalizases BDSM style ... huh ... actualy in that context the costume makes sense. Carry on retarded remake.

Yeah, when you kill off a character your audience's response shouldn't be: I don't know who she was supposed to be, but I'm glad she's dead she was a horrible person and annoying as hell.

 

[Thrair]

Oh, man. Yahtzee's gonna have an aneurysm when he runs into this pile-of-crap/cosplay-fetish.

/popcorn

Is'll be good.

 

[Weaver]

lol this was one of the funniest comics you guys have done in awhile. Good job!

 

[Antsh]

Maybe the eye shadow helps him from not being blinded as much when going from a dark to well lit area... or he is just kinky.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

So, is that an actual thing you can do in the game, pretend you're there for some sexy time? Because that would be cool if it was, you'd have an excuse nearly every time.

 

[A-D.]

Leather is stealthy.
Eyeshadow makes you silent.

Also what's the "victim" saying? "It's not what it seems [NRPH]"? That's my best guess.

Translation: Its not what it looks like.

At least that makes the most sense in context.

 

[NuclearKangaroo]

Yeah.
Not every game needs distinct look for protagonist.
Being as bland and unnoticeable is the point to thieves
You can't exactly blend with crowd when you look as if you just left wild BDSM orgy
Unless it is crowd that was present in said orgy
But what are chances of finding such crowd?

hell it worked for agent 47

 

[DragonWright]

Maybe he's just ready for Dark Souls 2.

 

[sageoftruth]

Seems about right, man on the left needs to learn that a fuck harness is normally attached to the ceiling. 10/10 though except the whole non consenting part. Now we know why most of the guards always seem distracted..the things the must walk in and see. No wonder thy are quick to dismiss noises they hear.

-guard- WHAT WAS THAT!

-older guard- i did not hear anything and neither did you!

-but sir we should..

-DO YOU WANT TO WALK IN ON SOME MAN ON MAN KINKY THINGS?

-newbie proceeds to cry, older guard continues to drink the memories away.

Thief: (Hits guard with blackjack)
Guard: "No thanks. I'm not interested."

 

[sageoftruth]

Seems about right, man on the left needs to learn that a fuck harness is normally attached to the ceiling. 10/10 though except the whole non consenting part. Now we know why most of the guards always seem distracted..the things the must walk in and see. No wonder thy are quick to dismiss noises they hear.

-guard- WHAT WAS THAT!

-older guard- i did not hear anything and neither did you!

-but sir we should..

-DO YOU WANT TO WALK IN ON SOME MAN ON MAN KINKY THINGS?

-newbie proceeds to cry, older guard continues to drink the memories away.

Thief: (Hits guard with blackjack)
Guard: "No thanks. I'm not interested."