Things i learned from...

[enzilewulf]

One for Age Of Empires

Building cathedrals and not letting any one touch it for about 20 minutes means you will win at life.

 

[ViveSomnium]

Don't stand in front of dragons.

Pretty much rule number one of rpg's

Don't stand behind dragons, either. A kick in the face by something with claws bigger than your head can really ruin your day.

Assassin's Creed: Bribing someone, then pickpocketing your money back is a viable business strategy.

 

[Lilani]

* Shotguns + fire = best tools to kill zombies.

* ALWAYS check under the stairs for supplies.

* Pills and first aid kits heal everything, even when you're an inch from death.

* The team with the most snipers always loses.

* The people with the most distinct looks are either the most or least likely to get killed.

* Help will always arrive AFTER you've eliminated the danger.

* Old kings will always die not long after you meet them.

* Vehicles don't really need fuel.

 

[sextus the crazy]

military shooter games- damage per round is inversely proportional to rate of fire. Also the actual ammunition a gun fires has only a slight correlation to the amount of damage is deals in game.

 

[rekabdarb]

Most RPG's
Sharp weapons are dull as fuck... even if sharpened with a stone. (WoW:blacksmithing)

Modern Shooters
If shot with a gun, hide. Because the bullet hole will close and you will get your blood back. Bullet not included.

many games
Random food will always heal you... unless it's poisoned in which case use a potion on it (Gauntlet Legends.)