Things people would be surprised to know about you.

[Ice Car]

Self-Explanatory. Post something about yourself that people over the internet or in real life would be surprised to know about you.

For one, I have both ADHD and Bipolar. People don't usually suspect that since I can't really get any calmer than I am. I don't snap too often either and I know how to ignore people (To a certain extent)

Over the internet, people might not know that I am completely unsocial and avoid every social situation possible. I find conversations awkward and am reluctant to ever start a conversation. My social skills are absolute crap. If I can avoid the situation I do, but if not, I try to isolate myself as much as possible and not stand out.

Oh, right, and I'm 15 and I'm a guy. Avatar gives the wrong impression and I'm not an idiot who uses bad grammar and spelling in every post like most other peers...

 

[Nouw]

I'm South Korean, never knew that did ya?
[sub]Also my age but that's another story I'll never reveal >.>[/sub]

 

[kuyo]

I was a pirate. (real sea pirate, not the twat internet type)

 

[Lady Larunai]

Since i came out as a transsexual.. not much about me shocks people anymore lol

 

[smithy_2045]

Even though I spend most of my time isolated from other people, I don't actually enjoy being alone.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Since i came out as a transsexual.. not much about me shocks people anymore lol

Well, that's not excuse not to try, is it?

 

[Fenring]

Tonight, while I was at a girl's house, about to watch a movie, a small dog I was holding in my lap peed on me. I am now wearing women's sweatpants that are at least two sizes too small. Don't think any of you knew that.

 

[tombman888]

Tonight, while I was at a girl's house, about to watch a movie, a small dog I was holding in my lap peed on me. I am now wearing women's sweatpants that are at least two sizes too small. Don't think any of you knew that.

Nor do i think we wanted to know either. -_-

OT: most people are surprised that i like reading... since they are the types that think that people who play games don't read -_-... which reminds me, i should finish this book so i can start another series.

 

[VanQ]

I'm one of those guys that you wouldn't be surprised to learn anything about. I guess some people seem a little bit interested when they find out I ride motorcycles but never really seem surprised by it.

 

[endnuen]

I am capable of feeling something else than gleeful happiness.
I am vastly more insecure than I let out and appear to be.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I am the most interesting man in the world.

"But I thought you were a gir-"

Stay thirsty, my friends.

 

[HT_Black]

I have crippling ADHD, according to three different psychiatrists (I actually didn't know this unitl they told me).
I'm really (like, really) shy and insecure; I could write a book on the things I hate about myself.
I wrote a book at age twelve, burned it, rewrote it, burned it again, and wrote it once more by the time I was 14. Everybody loved it.
I'm actually a werewolf, and I once slaughtered and ate two valley girls out in the community park.
I think octopus is actually pretty good--because it's while it's not as blubbery as squid, it's chewier than anything else I'm ever eaten (and I like that).
I'm terrified of white people with overblown jewfros.

There's some more, but I'll add those later.

 

[lacktheknack]

I have Tourette's Syndrome, but don't swear and get annoyed by swearing.



Also, I'm 6'3", barrel-ish chest, 270 pounds, constantly look angry, scare people, capable of terrifying feats of strength, and wouldn't hurt a fly.

 

[Kae]

That I am not as smart as I look, people seem to assume that I am this genius who can solve any problem in seconds and a few minutes after they ask me to solve something they find out I'm a freaking idiot, that always makes me sad.

 

[Lady Larunai]

Since i came out as a transsexual.. not much about me shocks people anymore lol

Well, that's not excuse not to try, is it?

Considering where i work nothing shocks those people.. As for everyone else, I have tried.. but after that call not much else works

 

[Magic Muffin Man]

1. I'm actually pretty well read, especially for a guy who talks mostly in slang when around his bros.
2. at the age of 3 I was diagnosed with high-functioning autism. While I'd dispute the diagnosis now, it would explain a few odd behaviors I have, such as my crippling shyness.
3. I am incredibly insecure and introverted, and am so scared of telling people my true feelings that anything I do say either comes out as a joke or a douche-baggy remark. Thus, I have the reputation of being the "funny asshat" at my school.
4. People tell me I'm incredibly creative and that I'm a great writer, but I just don't see it. Everything I write I see as average at best, and it doesn't help that the stuff that I am proud of tends to be my worst work.
5. People seem to be surprised whenever I tell them I'm bi, so I'll say that too.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

That the scar next to my eye is from the very first fight I was ever in, when I was about five.

 

[Rhayn]

Most online-personas are suprised when they find out I'm in the army. At least until I explain service is compulsory for all Finnish men.

That said, it's not one or two times I've had suprised looks from my fellow soldiers when I tell them I study Biochemistry. Apparently I don't act like a chemist, not that I know how one is even supposed to act. I do however sometimes go into lenghty explanations on how various chemical/biological weapons work, and usually those end with everyone leaving the room to clean their weapons or something equally boring.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I collect and wear kimonos. Not real authentic Japanese ones, though.

 

[Scde2]

I doubt that I can surprise anyone who knows me online...But offline is a whole different story...