Oh god, I've been needing to do this for a long time.
I'll use made up nicknames for them for safety. (These are all actual nicknames and terms of endearment in a weird way believe it or not, I have one too)
Shiny
1: He's completely pussywhiped and as a rule I can't respect anyone who allows themselves to be walked over.
2: He has an annoying tendency to say something that makes no sense, get mad when we don't understand it, and piss us all off when he says "nevermind."
3: He asks for help, then gets offended when we tell him harsh truths.
Blindy
1: A small complaint but HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO FUCKING INSTANT MESSAGE. He can't write sentences and it grates on me for some reason. Example: hell writ a setnace like this and not profread it.
2: I like to keep to myself, and some days I don't want to talk about me at all. He decides these are the perfect times to ask exactly whats going on in my life and gets mad when I tell him I don't want to talk about it.
3: His breath stinks to the point of utter ridiculousness.
Distractable
1: She's overly passive aggressive and prefers to get mad through small ways. I'd rather be told to knock something off then to get passive aggressive "whatever" comments for the entirety of the day.
Thinwoman
1: To many motherfucking mind games, being her friend is in someways like a bad relationship, we can't figure shit out and get into arguments every other week.
Diabetes
1: His lack of any form of aspirations annoys the shit out of me, he has no dreams, no drive and lives off his mom.
Pastey
1: It's partially due to his minor form of aspergers but he will never admit when he's right and his arguments always devolve into "Your stupid".
2: He's fucking lazy as all hell.
Titty Smoker
1: She twists moods far to easily and her bad moods are just the biggest pain in the ass.
2: She has no self respect.
Short Cummins
1: She likes to be a bit of a drama queen.
2: She likes to complain too much.
Berserker
1: He's kinda awkward to talk to, it unnerves me.
2: He's childish, getting all mopey when things don't go his way.
That's it, my complaints about the people I deal with on a normal basis.
While it's all negative on this page I actually love these guys/gals to death (Not that I would ever say that mind you).