Things that annoy you.

[Sizzle Montyjing]

I am hurt.
A plague o'both your houses! I am sped.
Is he gone, and hath nothing?

Ah, Mercutio's line in Romeo and Juliet, if i am not mistaken.
Did you know that Mercutio's name was based on the actual metal mecury, for mecury was unstable like Mercutio himself?

Oh, it is simply wonderful to meet an educated gentleman like yourself.

Shame you have to die.

(I'm going to feel like an IDIOT if i got that wrong, and what's more is that i think i got mercuctio's name wrong...)

 

[Drentics]

The closeness of the preview button to the post button.

 

[Rylot]

I am hurt.
A plague o'both your houses! I am sped.
Is he gone, and hath nothing?

Ah, Mercutio's line in Romeo and Juliet, if i am not mistaken.
Did you know that Mercutio's name was based on the actual metal mecury, for mecury was unstable like Mercutio himself?

Oh, it is simply wonderful to meet an educated gentleman like yourself.

Shame you have to die.

(I'm going to feel like an IDIOT if i got that wrong, and what's more is that i think i got mercuctio's name wrong...)

Quite right good sir. Blargh...

(Okay this is possibly the farthest off track I've managed to get a thread...
Blargh)

 

[Tucker154]

This, and people who do not close my door. Oh my soul, if you want to annoy me, open my door slightly every 15 to 30 seconds, even if it is completely silent, you will actually make me attempt murder...

This!My dad has the tendosy to randomly walk in my room unanounced(which also annoys me) and not close the door,even though he knows I hate it. I think hes just trying to annoy me now...

 

[Dalek Caan]

My brother, Rap music, Sport games and the countryside.

 

[Tharwen]

Badly written software...

Also, Anonymous/Lulzsec, and the 'vigilante hero' opinion some people still seem to have of them.

...and finally, conspiracy theorists. I mentioned it to some of my friends (referencing the World Trade Centre and its fate), and they dared to respond with "well... I don't know, it is a bit suspicious...".

 

[newfoundsky]

I hate people who remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Annoy me.

Spoiler

(clever way of saying that David Bowie gets stuck in my head and annoys the shit out of me.)

 

[TheTaco007]

Sneezing. I hate sneezing so much. I don't know why, I think it might just be the fact that it's an involuntary movement and feels like you're not in control of your own body. But worse than that, I hate the people that say "bless you" every time you sneeze when you're having a massive sneeze attack.

*sneeze*
Bless you.
*sneeze*
Bless you.
*sneeze*
Bless you.
*sneeze*
Bless you.
*sneeze*
Bless you.

YEAH. I GET IT. I'M SNEEZING. THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT TO ME.

 

[Anezay]

Right now, the fact that Darkhorse won't load my comic that I rightfully got for free.

 

[Brandon237]

This, and people who do not close my door. Oh my soul, if you want to annoy me, open my door slightly every 15 to 30 seconds, even if it is completely silent, you will actually make me attempt murder...

This!My dad has the tendosy to randomly walk in my room unanounced(which also annoys me) and not close the door,even though he knows I hate it. I think hes just trying to annoy me now...

My dad too, but he then screams and gets angry when I do the same -.- I mean what the hell?! Just come in to tell me something and then leave the door wide open, but heaven forbid if I do it half as often as he does...

 

[BoredDragon]

<--- grammar nazi

also, I hate when data is inconsistent

 

[chris_ninety1]

Fake percentages...I can take a lot of things but those just piss me off to no end! Especially when they try to categorize other people.

Funnily, and this is totally genuine, studies have shown 56% of people would agree.

Things that annoy me... people who write "should of", "would of", "could of". I'm seeing it in spades these days. Spelling and grammar errors are usually one thing, but this one is out and out ignorance.

Celebrities who hark on at the general public about how we should give more to charity. No, Bono, YOU should give more to charity. Sell your limo, mansion, private jet and designer sunglasses for a worthy cause, and then I might listen.

Manchester United fans.

People who call me by my last name, despite my having said I don't like it. Unless you're ever my drill sergeant then always call me by my first name, thanks.

When you go somewhere to buy a sandwich (often on a long train journey) and everything they have is packed with salads and mayonnaise. Really, does it have to be all of them? I appreciate that for some people, tomatoes enhance the sandwich experience, for me it ruins it. And while I'm on the subject of food, beetroot. Can't stand to be near the stuff.