Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[jigilojoe]

Doing a paper round at the age of 30, I saw that once, had to let out a small laugh, still I felt sorry for the guy

 

[Duh]

i just realized my jokes are totaly street and pimp without a single drop of shame, so let me go out just saying that im totaly awesome

 

[LackingSaint]

Playing as a Chaotic-Neutral as a level 12 Paladin-based Dwarf. Seriously.

 

[GammaZord]

listening to Nickelback

 

[JakePwnsAtLife]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

Yep yep, those and eating baby-back ribs. Cannot be done!

 

[Zildjin81]

Sorry to say it but, YOUR MOM.

 

[Dudemeister]

wanking

I respectfully disagree.

 

[Aedwynn]

If you're a man out in a bar/club, then drinking a brightly coloured WKD style drink makes people talk.

Drinking beer through a straw is also considered a faux pas.

 

[magicaxis]

Eat a mango. seriously, try to eat a mando with no cutlery. SLUUUURP DRIBBLE OMNOMSLURP!

also, wearing designer socks with sandals

 

[Sib]

Walking into stationary objects, particularly desks or walls

You could look pretty cool if you walk straight through the wall without being slowed or so much as blinking, like it's something you do all the time.

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Simple you turn around and rape them, preferably while shouting "THIS is how you do it pansy!"

(replace pansy with one of the following - ******, maget, ***** where appropriate)

 

[Veekter]

playing any MMORPG

 

[UberMore]

Walking into stationary objects, particularly desks or walls

You could look pretty cool if you walk straight through the wall without being slowed or so much as blinking, like it's something you do all the time.

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Simple you turn around and rape them, preferably while shouting "THIS is how you do it pansy!"

(replace pansy with one of the following - ******, maget, ***** where appropriate)

Raw genious! Harsh, but Raw, like a carpet burn being sand-papered

 

[Snowalker]

playing any MMORPG

Not true.. what if a girl was blowing you while doing it? Would you not look awesome?

 

[LeonLethality]

doing the cabbage patch or the charleston in modern days sadly i know from experience (CANT STOP THE JITTER BUGGING)

 

[Mr_spamamam]

getting piss down the leg of your trousers. and the trousers are white

 

[new_age_reject]

wanking

Cool when it's to give the world's hottest woman a facial.

No facial is cool.
Ever.

 

[new_age_reject]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

 

[Blow_Pop]

Eat a mango. seriously, try to eat a mando with no cutlery. SLUUUURP DRIBBLE OMNOMSLURP!

also, wearing designer socks with sandals

how bout we broaden that and say wearing any socks with sandals