Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[Zersy]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

seconded, UNLESS some super hot chick (or chicks XD) jumps out of a van, pulls me in and starts giving me head, THEN the reverse rape thing kicks arse

Actually technically you both want to have sex with eachother therefore it is no longer considered as Rape

so your instead just going to have sex

True, but it's still totally awesome

I so Agree !

 

[new_age_reject]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

Hmm

Nicely put

But what about getting raped ?

no one looks cool when that happens to them

Unless you turn it around and rape THEM!

Dude that is awe3some and messed up on many levels

but i wouldn't want to be raping the person that raped me cause that is very ver very very

disturbing

But you'd much rather rape them than be raped by them... right!?

 

[JokerGrin]

Using the Wii controller? *waits for flames*

Hmmm I don't know, this guy looks pretty cool

He makes it look exciting.
Wii Golf however, that could be an issue.

I love this damn thread.

Oh, getting pulled over by your dog and falling flat on your ass...even The Fonz couldn't get out of that one unscathed.

 

[Samoftherocks]

Drinking through a straw...walking through a cobweb...attempting handless wedgie removal...passing a kidney stone...having a baby...playing most Wii games...adult skipping...eating at Chevys or Olive Garden...AND FINALLY, waking up in a strange house, with a strange person, cuddling a half empty bottle of warm Zima.

 

[Sewblon]

Defending your gaming platform of choice, I have tried it and it is impossible to not make a dickhead out of yourself.

 

[wewontdie11]

Eating a fresh lemon. Try it.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Moshing to Nickelback.

 

[SharPhoe]

Eating.

Light Yagami would beg to differ.

 

[needsmosleep]

tossing salad

 

[antipunt]

taking a crap

 

[Gerazzi]

Playing SSBB.








Well, unless you're playing as Captain Falcon.

F' YEAH!

urrrmmm, I'd like to point out that Falcon has a pink outfit 50% of the time I game with friends

 

[Lullabye]

Eating a fresh lemon. Try it.

I've done that while looking kool. Every one was like " aww man, how can you eat that shit? its to sour" and im all "nah, your just to much of a ***** to eat a lemon" and they're all like " am not" then back and forth till they finally bites it. I think I got a picture of the face he made on my phone.

getting rejected. thats never cool /fail.

 

[Lullabye]

Eating.

Light Yagami would beg to differ.

L too. his meticulousness knows no bounds! no melon, only ham! or was it vice versa?

 

[DizzleMcSizzle]

playing wii

 

[Lullabye]

Defending your gaming platform of choice, I have tried it and it is impossible to not make a dickhead out of yourself.

especially while on a city bus.
try discussing yu-gi-oh strategies in the same situation...

 

[pha kin su pah]

Eating.

Light Yagami would beg to differ.

L too. his meticulousness knows no bounds! no melon, only ham! or was it vice versa?

L is an exception, he is light years before our time.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Being me.
That's not to say am I completly akward and have no friends, I just have a habit of saying the wrong thing, or saying nothing, or saying too much, or thinking things over too much, or thinking things over too little.

 

[thatstheguy]

Trying to carry relatively heavy object with one hand/arm.