Things that Blow your Mind/Make you Shit Brix

[dalek sec]

The Bloop, we have no idea what in gods name it is... my money is on cthulhu.

 

[USSR]

Hm..

I hadn't noticed the arrow in Fedex before =/

EDIT:

People who use "Shit Brix"... It's supposed to refer to something that is as arduous and painful as actually passing a brick through your sphincter. i.e: Long, difficult, hard, grueling, painful, etc. Not something "surprising"...

*sigh*
I would like you to search google for shit brix and tell me what the first thing you find is.

 

[revjay]

youtube comments and 4chan were the first things that came to mind. yes they're both bad and yes I have the trainwreck effect with each.

 

[chowderface]

My mind was blown when I realized the solution to a puzzle in A Vampyre Story relied on knowledge of basic color theory.

 

[Idlemessiah]

The Bloop, we have no idea what in gods name it is... my money is on cthulhu.

Well 2010 IS the year we make contact. Maybe it will be with Cthulu. I'd shit brix if that ever happened.

 

[Bureacreative]

Morrowind.

 

[Recess]

You probably have heard it before, and you will probably hear it again later. "Would you kindly?"

 

[UAProxy]

Welcome to the Dyatlov Pass. Enjoy your stay. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident]

 

[RoB._.O]

Welcome to the Dyatlov Pass. Enjoy your stay. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident]

Such a trippy story. I blame Chernobyl

 

[The Youth Counselor]

A month ago while playing Monopoly, I realized the Monopoly Man was Sam the Pringles mascot with a suit and hat on.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Welcome to the Dyatlov Pass. Enjoy your stay. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident]

I smell a conspiracy novel in the mix.

 

[Smack-Ferret]

Holy..My god that is the strangest thing I've ever heard of.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

The fact that some people take college sociology courses seriously blows my mind and causes my rectum to dispense bricks.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Welcome to the Dyatlov Pass. Enjoy your stay. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident]

I cannot come up with any explanation barring psychic badass headhunters. I am officially scared.

 

[Angerwing]

The Bloop, we have no idea what in gods name it is... my money is on cthulhu.

Step 1: Look at the location where they estimate the Bloop came from.
Step 2: Now look up the coordinates of R'yleh, where Cthulhu sleeps.
Step 3: Compare locations.
Step 4: Don't shut eyes all night.

 

[Deleric]

Uh..

The ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same tune.

 

[Deleted]

A month ago while playing Monopoly, I realized the Monopoly Man was Sam the Pringles mascot with a suit and hat on.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I would say... the fact that Twilight is popular even though it's the most akwardly acted thing I've ever seen.

 

[Pegghead]

The fact that at some point my entire memory could have been erased and I'll never know.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Protip for OP: Go back to /b/.

The Charger looks nothing like Pedobear except that both their left legs are in front of their right ones, but here's another mindfuck for you: You're in that same exact position half the time you're walking.