Things that make a room go slient...

[Ben Jamin]

Have you or anyone you know ever said or done something that makes everyone stop talking to look at you?

Please Share

 

[Siiner]

Simply say to one of your best friends "You know, I've been thinking of getting my nuts laminated, but I'm kinda worried about the burns from the plastic, you know?" At the word nuts, everyone stops talking and waits for you to finish.

 

[Huwie]

a simple, loud fart.

 

[Axehandle]

Terrible treads make people stop and laugh at you. Please share some shotgun mouthwash.

 

[Axehandle]

Seriously, though? "I got that Hemorrhoid cream you wanted."

 

[Captain_Caveman]

a wicked tire-smoking burnout

 

[white_salad]

IF you ever mention: herpes,a rash, penis, or love.

 

[blankedboy]

Um...

In a book I read (Pendragon: The Lost City of Faar to be precise), and six warriors were playing a 'deadly-capture-the-flag' type thingy, when Bobby's favourite team won, he stood up and cheered his head off. No-one else did, the entire stadium fell silent.

 

[Simriel]

I once made a whore joke about a guys lesbian mother. Killed the entire room.

 

[Eiseman]

"I'm trying to tell you that you're the father!"

 

[Nazulu]

My Dad says alot of stupid jokes and we all look at him with disappointment.

 

[NimbleJack3]

On TV: "Everyone Shut Up!" Unfortunately it only works on TV, in real life it just make you look like an idiot and everyone just keeps talking.

 

[fenrizz]

Um...

In a book I read (Pendragon: The Lost City of Faar to be precise), and six warriors were playing a 'deadly-capture-the-flag' type thingy, when Bobby's favourite team won, he stood up and cheered his head off. No-one else did, the entire stadium fell silent.

This book I must read!

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

"If you won't learn to swallow we're going to have to break up". Every guy will be Wtf-ing, girls will start with the "What an asshole" and "No He didn't!", but it will get the room silent for a minute or two.

Then you may get stabbed/beaten/ multiple evil eyes.

Edit: didn't happen to me by the way, just hypothetical.

 

[Ace Jackson]

Me and fellow members of a church group were playing this guessing game thing on a long trip. My youth pastor said, "I once wrote on someone's butt." People were supposed to guess if it was true or false. I asked, "Was it a guy's butt or a girl's butt?" Not particularly bad, but in a church van, it'll make everyone either look at you in shock, or look away in embarrassment. Then I went, "What, what did I do?", and that defused the situation about as much as a grenade with ADHD.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

When you go into a crowded corner store or servo, and place a funnel, thumbtacks, lube and a piece of hose onto the counter, people instantly shut up and stare.

 

[thedelightfulme]

My girlfriend sometimes forgets to swallow her saliva (wierd i know), and we were talking about it...
*dribble*
"Why the hell did you do that?"
*people walk in*
"I forgot to swallow!"
"I always remind you! REMEMBER TO SWALLOW!"

*Stunned silence in background*

the thing that made it better, was it was her mum and brother.

i laughed...HARD!

 

[latenightapplepie]

Smaller groups are pretty easily arrested by a simple "I'm gay". Of course it depends on people not thinking/knowing that you're gay...

 

[AroLombardi]

Um...

In a book I read (Pendragon: The Lost City of Faar to be precise), and six warriors were playing a 'deadly-capture-the-flag' type thingy, when Bobby's favourite team won, he stood up and cheered his head off. No-one else did, the entire stadium fell silent.

This book I must read!

You should.

Yes, you should. I've the entire series.

 

[Axehandle]

I do this kind of thing for a hobby.
"Who wants a colonoscopy?!"
"You never told me he was a pedophile!"