Things that make you cry, guaranteed.

[itsnotyouitsme]

Dear Convenient Label,
I hope you are a girl, cause even if i was 4 1/2 i wouldn't cry from that. In fact, if i was that young when i saw this i might have killed myself thinking Michel Jackson has taken over the world and I'd rather die then have one of his followers teach me about the rabbit hole.

On a lighter note: I almost cried from kiwi, but the end gave me an overwhelming sensation of laughter as you here the thud.

 

[Zallest]

Not even when Nia died?
I have a lot of problems with Gurren Lagann but overall I liked it.

She never died she just disappeared, slightly less depressing.

 

[sequio]

Nope, no tearjerker for me. It might have been the voice.

Only song that gave me the impulse to shed a tear was the Johnny Cash rendition of Trent Reznor's "Hurt"

 

[Convenient_Label]

Dear Convenient Label,
I hope you are a girl, cause even if i was 4 1/2 i wouldn't cry from that. In fact, if i was that young when i saw this i might have killed myself thinking Michel Jackson has taken over the world and I'd rather die then have one of his followers teach me about the rabbit hole.

Sorry, you lost me immediately after 'I hope you are a girl'. What relevance is being 4 1/2? Where did Michael Jackson come into it? What rabbit hole?! Am I missing some pop culture reference all the hip young kids understand?

 

[scatmanfan]

What makes me cry? Here's an idea: Say I have the most brutal english teacher ever (which I do), and as I'm about to save and eject my flash drive containing my final project that will give me an F if I miss from the computer five minutes before his class, and then all of a sudden a virus comes from a random place and anally rapes my essay. I'd cry. Wouldn't you?
And the video made me tear up as well.

 

[ckam]

The "Far Away" video by Nickelback always gets me teary-eyed. But something to make me seriously cry is a death of someone I actually knew, or something similar to that.

 

[Kuweekee]

There's only one movie that ever made me close to crying, and that's Dead Poets Society. But that is because a friend of mine also committed suicide after being harassed by his parents.

 

[TheTygerfire]

My boyfriend apologizing to me or vice versa. Making up after an argument or a full on fight always gets me, but their (I can't believe I'm saying this) Happy Tears.

 

[Railgun88]

Only the death of a pet.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Am I the only one to have thought "Huh?" after watching that Kiwi video? I concede it has the triumph concept I suppose however I... do not quite... get it, for lack of a better term.

Topic at hand, I must join with my soulless brethren, having only actually cried two or three times within the last oh eight to ten years (I am nearly Twenty one) and that was do to immense frustration based on current life issues left to linger for an excessive amount of time. Beyond that nothing; when I was a kid this became a reason I was picked on, I could take a beating yet never cry over it and worse keep getting back up. Perhaps not a wise decision when the odds are ten to one but my pride kept me from caving.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

Sorry, you lost me immediately after 'I hope you are a girl'. What relevance is being 4 1/2? Where did Michael Jackson come into it? What rabbit hole?! Am I missing some pop culture reference all the hip young kids understand?

ok...
A: crying from that song is something very sensitive girls and very young kids would do.
B: speaking of kids, Michael had an encounter with them that no one can forget
C: the rabbit hole is my arse.
D: no, it's from the matrix. like hell that's pop culture and i prey it never will be.

 

[Convenient_Label]

A: crying from that song is something very sensitive girls and very young kids would do.
B: speaking of kids, Michael had an encounter with them that no one can forget
C: the rabbit hole is my arse.
D: no, it's from the matrix. like hell that's pop culture and i prey it never will be.

Or, it seems so far, everyone that had The Muppets as an integral part of their childhood, regardless of gender (and seriously, sexism isn't exactly charming, even on the internet). It's not that you're too old to be touched by that song, it's that you're too young. Young kids, like yourself, wouldn't cry because they wouldn't have any emotional connection to it...

 

[EeveeElectro]

Those stories you read in magazines like, "My son was murdered on Christmas day" for example.
They always make me cry, but I hide behind the pages so no one sees.
And Disney films like Bambi and Lion King still set me off. Even when I went to see Lion King in London, I weeped.

 

[Baby Tea]

These was a video of a dad going to his kids school after he comes back from the war. The kid sees his had runs up to him and starts crying. That made me cry :'(

I TOTALLY SAW THAT! Oh man. It was right before work and I saw it on the news. I was crying the whole way to work. I could cry just telling the story to someone.

That boy just loved and missed his dad so much...

Found it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5gi01Fk5FA

Whoops! That one was good, but not it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS-Z1yB_Rhw

THAT is the right one.
Both sad...but the second one tears me up every time.

 

[HeartagramMan]

Sorry No tears. But I do love the muppets.

What garrentees tears though, is peging your testicles to an electric fence.
Works every time.

 

[Ongaru]

I know this is like my third post but i just remembered a truely beautiful piece of film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjWtRYaxmWM

oh christ not that again, that gets me everytime.

 

[ksn0va]

realizing that GTA IV for the pc was a piece of crap (not the actual game though, just the technical difficulties I'm enjuring right now. 3 weeks of saving up went down to the drain)

when someone important dies in the movies, I usually cry.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Okami's ending for some reason. I'm actually getting a little teary
Also the ending from shadow of the colossus. not to spoil much but "I JUST WANTED THE DAMN GIRL"
Mgs3 ending
The song "made of tears" by satch
MY KItten dying from fleas because of that goddamn stray we were looking after

 

[Littaly]

Onions :'(

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Okami's ending for some reason. I'm actually getting a little teary.

Aye, there's something about it that makes crying nigh irresistible.