Things that make you cry, guaranteed.

[new_age_reject]

The only thing that could ever come close to making me cry is close family death.
Not since I was a kid have I cried over anything else.
Edit: The novel 'Green Mile' came close now I think about it.

 

[Souplex]

The death of Optimus is the only thing that ever has or ever will make me cry.

Prime, you can't die!

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

Or, it seems so far, everyone that had The Muppets as an integral part of their childhood, regardless of gender (and seriously, sexism isn't exactly charming, even on the internet). It's not that you're too old to be touched by that song, it's that you're too young. Young kids, like yourself, wouldn't cry because they wouldn't have any emotional connection to it...

um... dude, im 16 years old, 17 in feb, i was only ever a fan of barney right before i started seeing demons surrounding him. and no, i have no emotional connections to socks.

 

[Convenient_Label]

How sweet, you think 17 is 'all grown up'...

 

[whoops1995]

nearly any beatles song. It doesn't make me cry, but man does it depress me and i don't even like them.
What really made me cry was the ending to "flowers for algeron" and "where the red fern grows"
Also marley and me made me cry a bit

 

[snyper117]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faKFcfytlxU

gets me every time

 

[SnowCold]

Didn't cry, but I guess i'm too young to know the muppet show.

 

[Jurnigan]

Aww, the poor Kiwi!

 

[Ace of Spades]

A kick to the balls would probably work.

 

[Stevato]

I was pretty close when watching I Am Legend, when Will Smith kills his own dog after it was infected. He cradles it and then breaks his neck, i teared up, when i got home from the cinema, first tihng i did was hug my own dog

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

I was pretty close when watching I Am Legend, when Will Smith kills his own dog after it was infected. He cradles it and then breaks his neck, i teared up, when i got home from the cinema, first tihng i did was hug my own dog

This, cept I don't have dog.

 

[Stevato]

Ahah, i just came back from the bathroom to wipe my eyes after watching the Kiwi video, that really is beautifully made,

am i too sensitive? perhaps Steve needs to man up a little

(sorry for double post)

 

[theklng]

Kiwi! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs]

beautiful, but it didn't make me cry. so far the only thing that has made me cry tears of joy has been the image/video in my head of how my own spirit will be released... much like the spirit of the kiwi in that video.

 

[scatmanfan]

Take your Time by Scatman John (deceased) always makes me tear up...wow I'm so not manly.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

When Bambi's mother and Mufasa died :'(
I couldn't stop the tears from flowing...

 

[WolfThomas]

This poem about Kokada and the fuzzy wuzzy angels

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy-wuzzy_angels#Bert_Beros_Poem

Amazing grace with bagpipes.

 

[Xelt]

Bambi, and the lion king, when simba is talking to mufasa after the stampede *unhappy face*

 

[Dys]

cutting onions, gets me everytime.

 

[a7r0p05]

Looks like I'm going to hell too. Along with all the atheists.

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.....

I can't stand Atheists.

Amen.