Things that make you cry, guaranteed.

[Raptoricus]

Kiwi! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs]

AWWWWWW!! That was excellent!

Yeah the OP didn't do anything for me, but you know as much as I liked the Muppets, it's a bit of a distant memory now.

As far as things that still make me swell up to this day, there's not much really, last time I had a good boo was over a knackered relationship, but meh you live and you learn, there's nothing that's made me cry (recently) other than that though.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Frys dog from futurama.... i mean they didn't need to have the dog have a shitty life waiting for fry to come home for years.. everytime that episode comes on i refuse to watch it :'( he even could of brought him back but he decided not too

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Kiwi! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs]

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I must be soulless because that was hilarious!

A kick to the balls would make me weep uncontrollably but other than that nothing but death of a loved one.

Same here Im pretty hard to crack.

Frys dog from futurama.... i mean they didn't need to have the dog have a shitty life waiting for fry to come home for years.. everytime that episode comes on i refuse to watch it :'( he even could of brought him back but he decided not too

That episode makes me sad but not cry.

Amazing grace with bagpipes.

Not so much crying but more of a lump in my throat.

 

[Baonec]

Grave of a firefly.

 

[HonorableChairman]

A couple recent movies have made me cry.

Marley & Me had me bawling and Gran Torino made me tear up at the end.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Woo, I'm soulless too. I don't like the muppets (okay, except Statler and Waldorf )and I have no clue who that guy is. It does nothing for me.

I'd cry if I ever break up/lose my current partner, and I'd cry should I lose controls over a body part.. Like my legs, arms, or become paralyzed from the neck down. That'd suck. Bad.

's All I could think of, probably. I don't think crying from laughter counts

I'd cry probably if I lost my girl, we've been together for too long to have to start over with someone else, If I lost my legs though i'd harass people in my wheelchair, and loosing limbs allow my to attach weapons to my prostetics, so I look on the positives to that.

 

[Chiasm]

Gun's I just hate them, Used to run to the other room when my ex would clean his guns.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Any dog that dies in a movie. Any good dog.

 

[Syntax Error]

Only cried once, The first time I heard Little boy blue and the Man in the moon.

Cats in the Cradle gets me most of the time. Almost, cuz it has no effect on me now.

Here's the saddest thing for me: http://animalcrossingtragedy.ytmnd.com/

I nearly burst into tears with this one.

 

[bmf185]

Looks like I'm going to hell too. Along with all the atheists.

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.....

I can't stand Atheists.

Amen.

We can't stand you either.

In Scrubs (season 3, I think) when Perry's best friend dies and that weepy song comes on brings a tear to the eye. Oh, and in that one episode of House where the disabled guy wants the dog next to him when he/it dies. It probably doesn't help that I have a huge soft spot for doggies.

 

[Irridium]

I only saw the muppets a couple of times though, so that video didn't really make me cry.

And since you asked, the only time when I cried openly in public was at my grandfather's funeral. He was an amazing person, and I just cried because he was always so cool to me.

thats my story

 

[Adam the Awesome]

Watership down. With all the wabbits. =P

 

[wewontdie11]

The best scene from the Fresh Prince. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxulantPiXI] Really makes me get all misty eyed every time. I challenge you to watch that and not well up even a little.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Didn't make me cry. Really the only thing that makes me sad whenever I remember it was when I was about two or three. It was someone's birthday, and they came through and saw a toy toolset on a bed. M y grandmother said when they asked if it was for them that it was for me. Of course, I was two young to comprehend the fact that she was lieing in order to create a surprise, but when they gave it to him, I ran out of the room and cried, feeling betrayed, as if my grandmother had deliberately lied to me to make me sad. That is the only thing that can summon tears at a whim from my soul whenever I think about it. Of course I understand now, I'm not stupid, but it's just an experience that's stuck vividly in my mind.

 

[MurderousToaster]

The best scene from the Fresh Prince. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxulantPiXI] Really makes me get all misty eyed every time. I challenge you to watch that and not well up even a little.

I agree. This is actually sad, because it's convincing. Will Smith is such a good actor.

 

[lizzielizzie]

I'd never seen the video for that, but I'd heard the song. Yeah, instant weepfest for me.

 

[plastic_window]

Big Fish. The end always gets me. It's so sad but so good at the same time.

And Green Mile.

 

[The_Chief]

i've cried about 5 times in my life
1. when my parents told me i was adopted i was confused as hell
2.when i walked on a broken leg
3.when i heard my gramma had heart diease
4.whem my life time best friend and only friend at the time said she hated me and never wanted to ever talk to me again
5. and three weeks ago when i got punched in the nuts
that last one always gets me

 

[paasi]

I always thought The Muppets were scary when I was little...

As far as I can remember only once in my entire life I have shed tears:
the time I watched Rurouni Kenshin OVAs 1-2.
The ending of no.1 is not something you'd want to experience firsthand... ever.

 

[Osloq]

I've gone misty eyed in a couple of movies but probably the only one I've actually cried at is Armageddon.

*Spoiler*

Where Bruce Willis is left behind and blows up the asteroid because I remember watching it and imagining leaving my dad behind in his place and having the ship come back without him on it. Very heavy stuff and it's stuck with me for all the years after watching it and I still can't watch it without crying.