Things that PROPERLY piss you off...

[lRookiel]

Im saying this right now because something is really getting on my nerves. My download for S.T.A.L.K.E.R shadow of Chernobyl has 1 mb to go and my steam is stuck at 0 bytes/sec and has been for about 10 minutes now so yeah....

Escapist community, WHAT MAKES YOU GO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!

 

[MammothBlade]

Im saying this right now because something is really getting on my nerves. My download for S.T.A.L.K.E.R shadow of Chernobyl has 1 mb to go and my steam is stuck at 0 bytes/sec and has been for about 10 minutes now so yeah....

Escapist community, WHAT MAKES YOU GO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!

You're annoyed about that? Just restart steam. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is really f**king laggy for me. Moment people a fight breaks out, it's like my CPU is covered in treacle fudge.

The illuminati really piss me off. Every last one of them should just pull the plug on the NWO, kill themselves and leave the world to run without their deception and manipulation.

 

[Colonel Joson]

On certain days at work, even if I've only been there for 10 minutes, the very fact that there are customers inside the store is enough to make me want to put my fist through the scanner... that and people buying a trolley full of shopping 10 minutes after closing time. I find myself internally screaming "WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL HERE!" more then is recommended.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

Bad drivers, especially when it's raining. I mean, I can live with bad driving. And I can deal with driving in the rain. However, I cannot abide bad drivers driving in the rain.

 

[Random Argument Man]

There's a thin line between jokes at someone's expense and starting to lack respect and insult someone. I have a few friends and members of my family who thinks that they are making jokes while they're just pissing me off to the point they're about to meet a baseball bat.

A good example? My brother came from Montreal for the Holidays and he's a cook. My family pointed out that I gained some weight (while they don't know that I've stopped smoking). My brother takes it a bit further. He started to tell that he made grand recipes that were easy for him and then he told me "well at least I make my own stuff while you only eat pizza pockets". My brother and my dad thought this was funny. Me, I didn't think so. I rarely eat fast-food and I only eat something in a micro-wave when I have to. I make my own cooking. To be told that I don't do much and I'm lazy bastard like that insults me.

It's something that I started to see more ever since I came back to my hometown and made me remember why I moved out in the first place. Respect is something important for me and little comments like that will piss me off.

 

[Ultress]

Being talked down too, I have enough self-esteem issues without you talking to me like I'm a 5 year old. Also smugness ties into this one; I can not stand people who act so self satisfied and stuck up their own ass. You could be giving me salvation but if you're doing it in such a smug tone then I'm still going to punch you.

Also a minor one, using your gender/age/etc as reason why I should respect you or as immunity from retaliation. I knew a girl when I was younger who could have easily cleaned my clock and would beat on me/drag me around. If i even though about retaliate when she would hit me, either her or an adult would tell me "you don't hit a girl". Now I don't go out picking fights or anything but if you can't take what you dish out then you really should be doing those things.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Im saying this right now because something is really getting on my nerves. My download for S.T.A.L.K.E.R shadow of Chernobyl has 1 mb to go and my steam is stuck at 0 bytes/sec and has been for about 10 minutes now so yeah....

Escapist community, WHAT MAKES YOU GO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!

the fact that i got skyrim....it took 1 day to download....i load it up. it crashes....i load it up a second time....the amount of lag is so unbearable i can walk round a FUCKING CORNER >:E other than that, probably anyone who has not hit the voice drop part of puberty who is angry, it makes me want to smack someone...

 

[him over there]

For me it's when I'm like five cents short of something because of sales tax and I have to put stuff back, then lose my place in line. It's just terrible. Also I usually rage face at THE GAME in places that it makes no sense to be in.

 

[Blade1130]

One thing that bothers me more than anything else for some weird reason, is when people say "even" unnecessarily. Maybe I'm just nuts, but saying "I didn't even know he was there." is nails on a chalkboard to me. Dammit! Just say "I didn't know he was there.", it's not hard! You're even losing a word, economy of speech right? Right?

 

[Last Hugh Alive]

When I'm watching a fight scene in a movie and the dipshit director thinks it would be a good idea to have numerous, quick camera cuts and camera-shaking so I can't see whats going on.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Aw man, my Internet dropped from downloading 700KB/s to downloading 500KB/s"
"Stupid Steam, since everyone's downloading (game) at once, my download speed is only 1.2 MB/s"
"Shucks, at 2.5 MB/s, it'll still take me over an hour to download this game."

Meanwhile, I'm staring at my download progress that has never risen above 150KB/s

AKA: People complaining about having slow Internet when they really have Internet that's three times faster than mine.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Pretty much anyone (especially my brother) telling me how to run/ live my life (social life or taking a new career etc) or new ways on getting a job. I find it so annoying and insulting for them to question me. Only I decide what I will do, I will not let others do it for me. (It's the way they treat me that bugs me alot).

Also my parent not being capable at learning new technologies at all and they justify their lack of learning for being too old. Ok granted they're in their 60's but they can at least tried harder.

 

[The Funslinger]

There's a thin line between jokes at someone's expense and starting to lack respect and insult someone. I have a few friends and members of my family who thinks that they are making jokes while they're just pissing me off to the point they're about to meet a baseball bat.

A good example? My brother came from Montreal for the Holidays and he's a cook. My family pointed out that I gained some weight (while they don't know that I've stopped smoking). My brother takes it a bit further. He started to tell that he made grand recipes that were easy for him and then he told me "well at least I make my own stuff while you only eat pizza pockets". My brother and my dad thought this was funny. Me, I didn't think so. I rarely eat fast-food and I only eat something in a micro-wave when I have to. I make my own cooking. To be told that I don't do much and I'm lazy bastard like that insults me.

It's something that I started to see more ever since I came back to my hometown and made me remember why I moved out in the first place. Respect is something important for me and little comments like that will piss me off.

Fair enough. I have a friend that I literally had this exchange with:

Me: "You're really annoying me."
Him: "No, I'm not."

Another one like that:

Me: You know, there's a line."
Him: Yeah, and I haven't crossed it."

He just goes out of his way to make innocuous comments because he knows they'll stick in my head for the rest of the day and eat at me (I had a bout of chronic depression a couple of years back, and I'm still coping with some after effects). Such comments include: "You know, I could tell it was you just from the way you walked", "you think scowling all the time makes you look mature, but you just look like a douche" (I don't scowl to look mature, it's just what I do by default. I can't help it.) "There's nothing good about liking alcohol" (fuck RIGHT off, you puritanical douche)

Beyond that, just a general lack of caring as to what happens to me, as showcased by "Ha-ha! You got stabbed!"

From anybody else, I could deal with this stuff. I've known him for a very long time, however (hence why I haven't lamped him) and it's just worn into a nerve...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I started playing Zelda 2 again today from the beginning. I was only killed once despite a couple dozen encounters and the thing that killed me? FUCKING BUBBLES! Well, a mix of bubbles and Link thinking it's a good idea to imitate other NES characters by flinging himself backwards after getting hit...off of a cliff and to his death like an ass.

 

[fix-the-spade]

I find myself internally screaming "WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL HERE!" more then is recommended.

I can beat that!

People who hang around outside the shop AFTER CLOSING TIME!
Then, after cashing up, after turning out the lights, whilst the alarm set beeper is wailing away at me, they suddenly march up and ask if the shop is still open(!?!?!WTF!?!?).

However, the worst (best?) ones are the ones who immediately start an argument upon being told that no, the shop is closed and it will not be opening purely so they can spend a fiver. The times are on the door(s), it's a good half hour after closing, yes your watch is shite, no it's not an emergency, if it was you wouldn't have hung around outside for ten freaking minutes making your mind up whilst the sign on the door said CLOSED...

Even had a guy duck past me through the door once so I 'had to serve him before we could leave,'

Locked him in.
He didn't see the funny side.

 

[The Wykydtron]

I'm tempted to throw fireworks into it now... Fucking New Years, oooh sparkly sky lights are so prreeettty.

Fuck off. You're ruining my concentration

Oh and the whole "you can't hit girls" argument, sexual equality works both ways bitches!

 

[Hawk eye1466]

When my brother is using mods on our shared Xbox and unlocking all the achivements for world at war and buying a map pack he will only use once and probably for less than an hour then wondering why i'm trying to beat him to death with a controller.

 

[TheNaut131]

Fake percentages.

I can honestly ignore a lot of things but THIS properly pisses me off! ESPECIALLY if it's in the high 90 percentage and aimed at a group of people. You know what I'm talking about. When someone says something like, "99% percent of *insert insult to random group here*" That just irks me to no end!

 

[Torrasque]

I find myself internally screaming "WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL HERE!" more then is recommended.

I can beat that!

People who hang around outside the shop AFTER CLOSING TIME!
Then, after cashing up, after turning out the lights, whilst the alarm set beeper is wailing away at me, they suddenly march up and ask if the shop is still open(!?!?!WTF!?!?).

However, the worst (best?) ones are the ones who immediately start an argument upon being told that no, the shop is closed and it will not be opening purely so they can spend a fiver. The times are on the door(s), it's a good half hour after closing, yes your watch is shite, no it's not an emergency, if it was you wouldn't have hung around outside for ten freaking minutes making your mind up whilst the sign on the door said CLOSED...

Even had a guy duck past me through the door once so I 'had to serve him before we could leave,'

Locked him in.
He didn't see the funny side.

"Are you open?"
'No, we are closing right now'
"Oh come on, you are doing this on purpose"
'No actually, I have to close the store right now'
"No you don't, you can close it whenever you want!"
'Yeah you're right, I can close it whenever I want. I choose to close it right now because I am not getting paid for staying here'
"Well you just lost yourself a customer. I am never shopping here again"
'YES!!!!! Oh my god sir, you just made my day. That is the best news I have heard ALLLL day, is there anything I can do to thank you? Oh wait, I'm just kidding. Get out of the store'

I made the most out of the last week I worked at my last job.

 

[Adiona]

In relation to people or situations outside of gaming it would be *takes a breath*

Two faced liars who continuously lie to me when I know they are making up bullcrap lies.

Cheaters - There isn't an excuse to cheat on your partner if you aren't happy then leave. This stems from my last ex who cheated and flew across the US to do it...douche.

People who think they are better than me and go out of their to try and tell me how to run my life and do it in such a smug and smart ass way. STFU no one knows how I feel and how I want my life to go more than I do >.< GRAH!

Men or even some women I guess who speak down to me because I'm a woman and think I don't know how to set up anything electronic or do some DIY.

There are some more but gawd some people in this life need to think before opening their big gobs.

Gaming wise....urgh lag in games and online gamers who leave teams after they get certain achievements or who leave halfway through a game because their team is losing. Get over it dood it's a game >.<