Things that You are Physically Incapable of Doing

[VincentX3]

As the title says, what can you physically not do?

Me, I can't do push-ups. I'm double jointed in my elbow and possibly my wrists, so I can't bend them the way you have to in order to do a push up. My double-jointedness is also why I can't do bench press.

No you're just weak
Since I was BORN double jointed and quite flexible above average, yet I get the one of the highest grades in gym class and also go to the average gym everyday without a problem.

So yea, less excuses and more workout

OT: Seriously study for 1hr+
I get distracted way to easily

 

[Cowabungaa]

Sit-ups. My lower back just goes "Dude, no fucking way" despite my abs not being that weak. I do really well on the ab machine at my gym, but sit-ups are impossible for me.

 

[Narclaw]

Link both hands behind my back, or anything that involves flexibility.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

math

 

[Gahars]

Smelling.

I was born without a sense of smell. From what I've been told, it's pretty rare. So, I'm special... yay?

Can't complain, though. Better than having no vision or hearing.

 

[Gahars]

I can't roll my R's. Whenever I try it comes out either as "Hurdle Durdle," or "Errrrrrrrrr."

Same for me as well, which was really bad when I went on an exchange trip to Spain.

At least I amused the locals and my classmates with the efforts.

 

[Dango]

At this very moment: Run, stupid appendix removal surgery...

At all other times: Whistle.

 

[ParasiteGeek]

Raising my right eyebrow while I lower my left one. I can do it the other way around, and I can raise them both at the same time, but I just can't do that for some reason.

See, it's the opposite for me. I can raise my right eyebrow, and I can raise both eyebrows, but I can't raise my left.

I can't roll my R's. Whenever I try it comes out either as "Hurdle Durdle," or "Errrrrrrrrr."

This as well.

On another note, wow, how many people can't whistle or snap their fingers?

 

[icame]

Beating demon soul's....

 

[Hyper-space]

Whistling or spitting. I don't really try with the spitting but I have had lots of people try to teach me to whistle and I just can't do it. :/

Same here, i can't spit like a torpedo. Dunno how some people do it. The whistling is just goddamn impossible.

 

[SkyeNeko]

sit with my right leg crossed over my left =( its really annoying...

oh and i cant do this T thing in pilates (sit up legs straight out arms in a T position and twist at waist) for some reason...

or get out of bed ontime. i always need the extra 30min. 1 hour. morning.

 

[Fooz]

go into a room midway through a film or programme and ask "who's that guy?" or "why did that happen?" stuff like that

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

Putting my leg behind my head. I'm not very bendy.

I can do that, but I can't snap

 

[AtheistAndProud]

I'm physically unable to finish anyth-

 

[Angus565]

I can't blow my nose
It makes being sick that much worse

 

[Aur0ra145]

I cannot turn water into wine. No matter how many times I've tried.

 

[DragonBorn96]

Waking up in the winter

 

[Canid117]

look good in a cape

I'm sure I can pull everything else off though.

 

[demoman_chaos]

I can't playthough Half-Life 2. I physically can't force myself to continue it. The only bit of fun I had was picking up and chucking random stuff at the officers in the opening bits.

I also can't touch my toes without bending my legs.

 

[Palademon]

Flying.
I have farted from trying so hard to grow wings.