I would like to at least have a relationship with a girl I'm in loved with. I'm not asking for much.
Things to do before you die
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"Just to see what would happen". I love Bill Bailey.Mikeybb said:
OT: Have a flat and a job capable of sustaining it. A one bedroom studio would be great.
My Dad's met a few people who've been flown in Tornadoes and Typhoons by RAF pilots and that would be good, but I'd probably just throw up or it'd crash or something.
EDIT: Anyway if I ever got the chance, which I wouldn't, it'd probably rain or there'd be a cloud so they wouldn't be able to take me up.
-Drive a Lamborghini
-Drive a Shelby Mustang
-Fire some revolvers and pistols (Taurus Raging Bull, Colt Single Action Army, and a simple Glock 9mm)
-Fly alone in a biplane
-Finally complete and release my rap EP.
-Visit Japan and spend way too much on action figures and stuff (Achiabara up in this *****!)
-Possibly try sex
If the last one seems weird, I adopted a strange mindset about it. I was just thinking about the effects of heroin and realized sex was a lot like it in a lot of regards. Partially the fact you always fiend for more as a guy, and since I'm definitely not attractive or well endowed, it would be hard for me to feed that hunger, so I'd rather not partake unless I'm about to die. Maybe not then either just in case that somehow gets me bonus points for heaven.
-Drive a Shelby Mustang
-Fire some revolvers and pistols (Taurus Raging Bull, Colt Single Action Army, and a simple Glock 9mm)
-Fly alone in a biplane
-Finally complete and release my rap EP.
-Visit Japan and spend way too much on action figures and stuff (Achiabara up in this *****!)
-Possibly try sex
If the last one seems weird, I adopted a strange mindset about it. I was just thinking about the effects of heroin and realized sex was a lot like it in a lot of regards. Partially the fact you always fiend for more as a guy, and since I'm definitely not attractive or well endowed, it would be hard for me to feed that hunger, so I'd rather not partake unless I'm about to die. Maybe not then either just in case that somehow gets me bonus points for heaven.
-Actually write up and publish my own novel
-Visit either England, Japan, Hawaii, and/or Australia
-Kick some asshole right where the sun don't shine
...Not sure about that last one.
-Visit either England, Japan, Hawaii, and/or Australia
-Kick some asshole right where the sun don't shine
...Not sure about that last one.
Get my families business sucessful to the point where we can hire a bunch of people and support charities with some real money.(ever wish like you could give a thousand dollars instead of one dollar to charity?)
Avenge my master. (Gutierrez, el tigre negro is coming for you soon.)
Teach my apprentice the forbidden technique, while hammering home how forbidden it is.
Kill whoever mortally wounded me/orchestrated my death, or ask my apprentice to avenge me. I must also remind them not to use the forbidden technique until they are worthy. The quest to avenge me will make them worthy of using the forbidden technique to avenge me, even if they don't realize it at the time.
Teach my apprentice the forbidden technique, while hammering home how forbidden it is.
Kill whoever mortally wounded me/orchestrated my death, or ask my apprentice to avenge me. I must also remind them not to use the forbidden technique until they are worthy. The quest to avenge me will make them worthy of using the forbidden technique to avenge me, even if they don't realize it at the time.
Find the secret to immortality...
You could then take it to another counter to watch it get cooked to your liking (and eat it).
It was right next door to a food court where 3 of us had some spectacular Thai food and I got change from Au$20...
I was in a shopping center in Bangkok Thailand last year where you could pick a Kobe steak in a range of qualities (US$100 - 200 each).Shoggoth2588 said:
You could then take it to another counter to watch it get cooked to your liking (and eat it).
It was right next door to a food court where 3 of us had some spectacular Thai food and I got change from Au$20...
Here's one for you OP.
Place sleeping gas in Naughty Dog's building, take them to my basement, and force em' to make Jak 4.
Finally, my dreams shall come true.
But then again, it won't be good if I do that.
Damn them and their denial of the best series they've made!
*Cough*
Uh, apart from that, quite a bit.
- Graduate (going well so far).
- Become a writer/author (both would be great).
- Learn Japanese.
- Go to Japan. Not just because of "weeb-ish" things. I've heard from so many people that their country looks great, and the culture is even better. Plus, I really like their cuisine, and if I can try a good portion of that, I'll consider it a success.
- Something, something love.
- Travel more.
- Eat good food.
- Stay somewhat fit.
- Shit on my High School and endorse the Australian TAFE system when I get fame.
I know, I can be an asshole for that last one.
Yet let me tell you, my High School's ignorance of basic spelling and grammar is damn shameful.
Place sleeping gas in Naughty Dog's building, take them to my basement, and force em' to make Jak 4.
Finally, my dreams shall come true.
But then again, it won't be good if I do that.
Damn them and their denial of the best series they've made!
*Cough*
Uh, apart from that, quite a bit.
- Graduate (going well so far).
- Become a writer/author (both would be great).
- Learn Japanese.
- Go to Japan. Not just because of "weeb-ish" things. I've heard from so many people that their country looks great, and the culture is even better. Plus, I really like their cuisine, and if I can try a good portion of that, I'll consider it a success.
- Something, something love.
- Travel more.
- Eat good food.
- Stay somewhat fit.
- Shit on my High School and endorse the Australian TAFE system when I get fame.
I know, I can be an asshole for that last one.
Yet let me tell you, my High School's ignorance of basic spelling and grammar is damn shameful.
-Learn to play an intrument
-Drive/shoot an actual tank
-Blow some shit up
-Have a day on World of Tanks where neither the game nor my teammates fuck me over(which is asking for the impossibe, but would still be nice)
-Get a job that has awesome pay that doesn't require me to go to college or something and doesn't require me to do more work than what I do at my current one, less if possible
-Help make a video game
-Create a Web comic and be at least somewhat successful with it
-Do some voice acting
Doubt I'll get off my ass long enough/be lucky enough for any of those to happen though.
-Drive/shoot an actual tank
-Blow some shit up
-Have a day on World of Tanks where neither the game nor my teammates fuck me over(which is asking for the impossibe, but would still be nice)
-Get a job that has awesome pay that doesn't require me to go to college or something and doesn't require me to do more work than what I do at my current one, less if possible
-Help make a video game
-Create a Web comic and be at least somewhat successful with it
-Do some voice acting
Doubt I'll get off my ass long enough/be lucky enough for any of those to happen though.
...preferably, not die. Well, the 'self-inflicted' kind of dying. Can't really plan not doing the other kinds of dying before... dying, really.
Get an entire suit of custom-built armor for myself.
Learn how to sword fight.
Probably learn some blacksmithing.
Git Gud at Cosplaying things.
Learn some dancing styles.
Get the shit tattooed out of me. At least two per body part, head included.
That's about it, really.
As fun as 'flipping 540 degrees mid-sex' sounds, it's more terrifying than you'd think.
Get an entire suit of custom-built armor for myself.
Learn how to sword fight.
Probably learn some blacksmithing.
Git Gud at Cosplaying things.
Learn some dancing styles.
Get the shit tattooed out of me. At least two per body part, head included.
That's about it, really.
My advice? Get a large hammock. Preferably one with more than 2 anchor points. Otherwise you'll flip it and dump the three of you on the ground in a very painful pile.MarsAtlas said:
As fun as 'flipping 540 degrees mid-sex' sounds, it's more terrifying than you'd think.
Well, I have plenty of bullets for foods I'd like to try, as well as for various situations (like having a bathroom conversation with someone else at a urinal, a situation I've crossed out a long time ago). Otherwise, generally find a reason to know that my existence has meaning (and that I wasn't some clerical error on Heaven's part like I think I am).
See Earth from orbit. Visit China, Japan, Russia, Norway, Germany, Scotland, Ireland and England in no particular order. There's a list of people I'd love to meet, its not essential but its something I'd definitely like to knock a few off of before I pass, specifically hug Ryan Reynolds for being awesome at humaning. Develop the game I've got in my head (and on paper, and outlined in numerous documents) for no other reason than to get it out of my head, regardless of its reception.
Thats a few of the top things on my list... a few others include:
Start a rabbit rescue, because I love bunnies but not limited to bunnies, just that rabbits are pets people tend to get and not realize they're a lot more involved than dogs or cats and usually get neglected... extend that to other pets that people get over their heads with...
Thats a few of the top things on my list... a few others include:
Start a rabbit rescue, because I love bunnies but not limited to bunnies, just that rabbits are pets people tend to get and not realize they're a lot more involved than dogs or cats and usually get neglected... extend that to other pets that people get over their heads with...
I've done everything I've set out to do. My goals since I was in my mid-20's are the same simple goals they are now in my mid-30's.
Never work a demanding job that will consume most of your day.
Live life as stress free as possible.
I have no aspirations to ever travel, get in a relationship, have children or pursue any specific job/career/accomplishment. I could have died years ago without a single regret and I feel the same now.
I'm perfectly content just drifting through my life until my time is up.
Never work a demanding job that will consume most of your day.
Live life as stress free as possible.
I have no aspirations to ever travel, get in a relationship, have children or pursue any specific job/career/accomplishment. I could have died years ago without a single regret and I feel the same now.
I'm perfectly content just drifting through my life until my time is up.
*Writes down "Live Forever" in neat cursive hand-writing*
What? Gives me plenty of time to do other things.
What? Gives me plenty of time to do other things.
Get an instructor's certificate in scuba diving, freedive to 50+ meters, do half an ironman triathlon, sail around the world.
From a professional view: lead a new project to success selecting my own team of enthousiastic people, possibly do some meaninful work in journalism, write and publish a book (fiction).
Gaming: finally find an MMO to call home again for longer than 1 year, being part of a gaming community including some real life friends.
From a professional view: lead a new project to success selecting my own team of enthousiastic people, possibly do some meaninful work in journalism, write and publish a book (fiction).
Gaming: finally find an MMO to call home again for longer than 1 year, being part of a gaming community including some real life friends.