Things to do before you die

[NimbleJack3]

- Visit Foulness island

Okay, I have to ask: are we thinking of the same Foulness here? I can't imagine why anyone would want to go to the one near me unless they're a birdwatcher...

EXTREME birdwatching. The place is a military explosives ground. They have signs everywhere saying 'Do not touch debris - it may explode and kill you'

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

breathe

 

[Sonicron]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

Things I want to do before I die...

- Graduate from university
- Become a teacher
- Learn and become fluent in one more language
- Have a foursome with three chicks
- Meet Yahtzee so I can point at his silly hat and laugh
- Witness the creation of fully functional (and realistically applicable) power armor
- Perform as a voice actor in at least one video game
- Eat at least one type of food from each continent

Can't think of anything else right now...

 

[Zersy]

1. Get A's
2. Get in Univeristy
3. Get a Blowjob
4. Get Famous in some way
5. Beat the crap out of someone
6. Get a Six Pack
7. Go Sky Diving
8. Make a point that everyone agree's with
9. Figure out what the tenth thing I have to do
10. ....................................

 

[Zersy]

Invent a new system of public transport using a network of giant slides.

Futurama comes to mind.

 

[mikecoulter]

Delete my digital life and live.

 

[sms_117b]

Bungee Jump
Sky Dive
Wing Walk
Teach someone something you are enthusiastic about
Have sex
Travel abroad

 

[Puzzles]

Build a house and paint a self portrait.

Hah, that's the first thing I thought of too.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

 

[AngloDoom]

1. Get A's
2. Get in Univeristy
3. Get a Blowjob
4. Get Famous in some way
5. Beat the crap out of someone
6. Get a Six Pack
7. Go Sky Diving
8. Make a point that everyone agree's with
9. Figure out what the tenth thing I have to do
10. ....................................

Scratch my last one, make my Number #1 all of the above. At the same time.

 

[Sonicron]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

 

[razer17]

1. Get A's
2. Get in Univeristy
3. Get a Blowjob
4. Get Famous in some way
5. Beat the crap out of someone
6. Get a Six Pack
7. Go Sky Diving
8. Make a point that everyone agree's with
9. Figure out what the tenth thing I have to do
10. ....................................

Scratch my last one, make my Number #1 all of the above. At the same time.

If you could somehow manage all of the above at the same time, you would be somesort of super human. with time travelling abilities, since you have already gotten into university. and the getting famous part would happen by proxy when fulfilling the other criteria.

 

[baseracer]

1. Complete High School (check)
2. Get into college (check)
3. finish college (in progress)
4. Race some sort of race and Silverstone
5. Be more awesome than you are. (check)

 

[Terramax]

I CANNOT believe I can't find anyone making a reference to this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eai2eUztMHI

Bill Bailey wins hands down - lunge wildly at the pope

EDIT: I just realised someone has.

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

-Visit at least 20 different countries.
-Be a founding member of a successful band.
-Fall in love.
-Learn at least one other language.
-Try puffer fish (it can apparently kill you if it's prepared wrong)
-Learn enough philosophy to be able to quote it in everyday situations.

And that's about it. Except I have to say Zorbing looks fucking amazing.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

It's Alan Moore's beard. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn thing was sentient.

 

[NimbleJack3]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

It's Alan Moore's beard. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn thing was sentient.

Jeezus... I just Google Imaged Alan Moore and it's impossible to tell which is the parasite - Alan or the beard.

 

[Sir_Puffybottom]

1)feed dog
2)buy milk
3)watch T.V
4)sharpen axe
5)eat lunch
6)climb mt. everest
7) kick peta member in face while eating a steak
8)kill jim

then i can die

 

[eatenbyagrue]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

It's Alan Moore's beard. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn thing was sentient.

Jeezus... I just Google Imaged Alan Moore and it's impossible to tell which is the parasite - Alan or the beard.

The general consensus is that both are living a mutually-advantageous agreement: the beard gets a place to live and the occasional idiot fanboy/Hollywood executive to consume, while Mr. Moore gets an AWESOME beard.

See also: Karl Marx, Otto von Bismark, Chuck Norris


EDIT: The question then, is "Where does the man end and the beard begin?"

 

[NimbleJack3]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

It's Alan Moore's beard. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn thing was sentient.

Jeezus... I just Google Imaged Alan Moore and it's impossible to tell which is the parasite - Alan or the beard.

The general consensus is that both are living a mutually-advantageous agreement: the beard gets a place to live and the occasional idiot fanboy/Hollywood executive to consume, while Mr. Moore gets an AWESOME beard.

See also: Karl Marx, Otto von Bismark, Chuck Norris


EDIT: The question then, is "Where does the man end and the beard begin?"

Perhaps his 'head' is actually an outgrowth of the beard. The real Alan Moore was decapitated years ago in a freak accident and the berad has been using him as a vehicle ever since.