Things to do in Austria?

[Arkhangelsk]

In a few weeks, I'll be on a plane to Austria with my family. This is the first time we'll be in Austria, so I'm asking for advice here. The title says it all, what is there to do in Austria except sightseeing and shit?

EDIT: Okay, jokes aside, could I get some serious feedback?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Grow a burning hatred towards all Jews, and then visit Germany to start a new, radical, political party.

You know, unfortunately, we're not so big on oppresion and politics. We're all for being radical though. Oh, and we love parties.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Fail art school.

 

[space_oddity]

LEAVE!

 

[Strategia]

Carefully avoid mentioning the Anschluss, in every third sentence.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

The amount of Hitler jokes has actually surprised me. As for things you can do, I would have said sightseeing( as it's my favorite thing to do on holidays) but you said I couldn't recommend that. In fact, I'm out of idea's completely. I'd throw a hitler joke in, but I don't find them amusing.

 

[Daveman]

get pissed?

 

[Berethond]

Visit some of the local bars, that feature local jazz.
It's the only thing to do when you go somewhere, really.

 

[Irridium]

Fail art school.

HAHAHAHA!!

In truth, he never even entered, if I remember correctly.

he tried, and was denied


To the OP: Tecno Raves, at least thats what I would do.

The amount of Hitler jokes has actually surprised me. As for things you can do, I would have said sightseeing( as it's my favorite thing to do on holidays) but you said I couldn't recommend that. In fact, I'm out of idea's completely. I'd throw a hitler joke in, but I don't find them amusing.

How about Holocaust jokes?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Spoiler

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Your going to get banned, I know it.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

The amount of Hitler jokes has actually surprised me. As for things you can do, I would have said sightseeing( as it's my favorite thing to do on holidays) but you said I couldn't recommend that. In fact, I'm out of idea's completely. I'd throw a hitler joke in, but I don't find them amusing.

How about Holocaust jokes?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Spoiler

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Not even a smile. Just a dissapointed shaking of my head.


On topic: How about try some crazy Austrian food? A quick scan of wikipedia brings a number of nice sounding dishes to my attention.

 

[LaughingTarget]

Visit the childhood home of Ludwig von Mises.

 

[Lyri]

In a few weeks, I'll be on a plane to Austria with my family. This is the first time we'll be in Austria, so I'm asking for advice here. The title says it all, what is there to do in Austria except sightseeing and shit?

EDIT: Okay, jokes aside, could I get some serious feedback?

Get blind drunk on hilariously cheap alcohol, sleep with foreign women, take a few illegal substances, wake up in one of the many, fine Austrian ditches.
Good times.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Fail art school.

HAHAHAHA!!

In truth, he never even entered, if I remember correctly.

He was rejected twice, but I think crazyhaircut94 should strive to do slightly better.
And watch the Holocaust jokes, that's how my last account was permabanned.

EDIT:Techno Raves:Actually a great idea.Euro trance is awesome.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

In a few weeks, I'll be on a plane to Austria with my family. This is the first time we'll be in Austria, so I'm asking for advice here. The title says it all, what is there to do in Austria except sightseeing and shit?

EDIT: Okay, jokes aside, could I get some serious feedback?

Get blind drunk on hilariously cheap alcohol, sleep with foreign women, take a few illegal substances, wake up in one of the many, fine Austrian ditches.
Good times.

Serious suggestions. I don't think that's defined as family fun. Maybe for your family, but not mine.

 

[Lyri]

Actually, this is quite possibly the best reply to this thread I've read so far.

I'm baaaallin' out of control son.
What you go feed my ego for, you sexy Irish robot? ;D

 

[Nmil-ek]

Go out, have a few drinks, meet a nice girl.. show her your basement.

 

[Lyri]

Serious suggestions. I don't think that's defined as family fun. Maybe for your family, but not mine.

You said except Sightseeing?
News flash Captain, aside from touring round certain places, Austria isn't really a "Family friendly" environment.
That whole genocide thing really brings down a countries fun factor. (Unless your last name is Khan?)
If you want family fun, take a few boardgames, I prescribe Boggle, Scrabble & Cludeo. I'd suggest Monopoly but I get stabby when people don't stay in my hotels because they want to save money.
Take Jenga too, just for kicks.

I suggest you find some pamphlets whilst you're there, look for "amusement" parks or something.
You could probably find a ski slope or two, too.

Har har har!!

Might I suggest fixing your vox box.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

Go to the town 'Fucking' and steal a signs with the towns name on it

 

[historybuff]

I would suggest--go to Vienna. Beautiful city. --Oh wait, you say except sightseeing. Uh.

Try the beer. I don't know much about the party scene in Austria--but I've heard it's big in Europe, so look for a club or a rave, try some LSD.

 

[RetiarySword]

Maybe lock your children in the basement and raise the leader of the fourh reich with one of them?