That i had sex, or that i showed them my privates?Ziadaine said:
Anyhow, if you want a very detailed describtion of what happened i can easily comply..
Things to say when Jehovah's Witnesses are on your doorstep
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Anyhow, if you want a very detailed describtion of what happened i can easily comply..
Never had one on my doorstep, and the only one that talked to me, ambushed me. I was behind a 3 story building, and couldn't be seen from the street, yet, somehow this lady found me.
Needless to say I joined up right away. /joke
Needless to say I joined up right away. /joke
i start ranting as soon as one of them starts talking and shout in the end. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU'RE SELLING, SO WOULD YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF!!! then fall backwards unconscious and wait till they fuck off. if they walk into youre house anyway scream 'what the fuck are you doing?!!' . works every time XD
I got mine at "Jabba the Hutt's Palace Death Traps 'R' us"MikailCaboose said:And where can I go to have one of those installed? My county commissioners would be too busy with taxes to noticeEightGaugeHippo said:
"Thank god you're here; I was just thinking to myself 'gosh, I am so unsure about what I should believe in. I just wish some random person could appear and tell me how to live my life, since I am clearly incapable of doing so.'"
...Or something to that effect.
...Or something to that effect.
If they're the ones that ask 'HAVE YOOOOUUU FOUND JESUS?', just respond with 'Yeah, he's in the kitchen making dinner.'
If not, then I'm blank, that was my only line.
If not, then I'm blank, that was my only line.
Answer the door in black robes with a cowl pulled low, some white/pale makeup and dark circles under your eyes, add some fake blood to your fingernails and dried on your hands. Speak with a stage-whisper when you open the door, ensure lights in house are off and only lit with black candles...
Trust me this works.
Trust me this works.
I just stand there while pretending to listen.
After I've wasted some 10-15 minutes of their time, I just go "Sorry, I'm an atheist. Bye."
Then I slam the door in their faces.
If they decide to waste my time, I might as well get back at them and waste theirs.
Eye for an eye, right?
After I've wasted some 10-15 minutes of their time, I just go "Sorry, I'm an atheist. Bye."
Then I slam the door in their faces.
If they decide to waste my time, I might as well get back at them and waste theirs.
Eye for an eye, right?
well, once they rang the door when I was at a friend's place, while I was trying out my big daddy (elite bouncer) costume for that weekend's cosplay fest, my friend saw them on the peep hole (I guess that's how you call it) and told me they were jehova witnesses, so we had a lulz idea, and I opened the door with the costume on and spinning the drill, he says he never saw 'em again
still can't believe a damn Felix the Cat cosplay kid got the "most original" prize that weekend
still can't believe a damn Felix the Cat cosplay kid got the "most original" prize that weekend
