Things we do when sleeping

[Eri]

The other night while I was sleeping, I semi awoke and found myself laughing. I can't really remember at what, just that when I was half awake I thought why the hell am I laughing and went back to sleep. This happens on occasion and I kind of think it's funny. What sort of things do you do while asleep?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I lie there with my eyes closed.

...

What?

 

[DividedUnity]

I lie there with my eyes closed.

...

What?

Yeah OP I really dont know either im kinda you know, asleep

 

[cheese_wizington]

Believe it or not you do in fact masturbate in your sleep.

 

[Eri]

I lie there with my eyes closed.

...

What?

Yeah OP I really dont know either im kinda you know, asleep

Well I guess if no one has ever observed you sleeping, but generally some people mumble or just have little quirks.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I can hear people who are talking in the other room or even right next to me.

 

[radarbsm]

My brother and I sleep walk. We both were sleep walking one night and started a fight. My dad woke up and broke it up. He still makes fun of me of this to this day.

 

[Scabadus]

Apparently I once punched my girlfriend in the back of the head when I was asleep. Repetedly.

She was not pleased.

 

[DividedUnity]

I lie there with my eyes closed.

...

What?

Yeah OP I really dont know either im kinda you know, asleep

Well I guess if no one has ever observed you sleeping, but generally some people mumble or just have little quirks.

Well people have been in the same room as me while sleeping but they never said anything wierd so I guess nothing. I dont know if this counts but in the mornings I sometimes respond to my mother while still asleep. She asks are you awake and I say yes even though I was still sleeping. Apart from that I dont think I do anything other than lie there

 

[joe the janitor]

Apparently I once punched my girlfriend in the back of the head when I was asleep. Repetedly.

She was not pleased.

HAHAHA, oh thats great!
How did she react, specifically?

 

[Ungenericteen]

I went to sleep after hearing that my neighbors house get robbed that day, so I put a knife under my pillow, the next morning I had 5 slits on my wrists each, so apparently I cut myself

 

[SlowShootinPete]

My brother and I sleep walk. We both were sleep walking one night and started a fight. My dad woke up and broke it up. He still makes fun of me of this to this day.

Dude, I would pay to see that.

 

[zohmbee]

Hmmm... I generally sleep like the dead. Literally. It is extremely hard to wake me up and I don't move in my sleep, maybe my arm will shift slightly but I always wake up in the same position I fell asleep in.

Oh wait, sometimes I move. I steal pillows if I'm sleeping in the same bed as someone else. I did it last weekend; I was watching Silence of the Lambs with my friend and he was not happy when he woke up with a crick in his neck.

 

[MajorKris]

Once in awhile I do this thing where I just jump up randomly. It usually happens whenever I have a bad dream, but sometimes I just do it without a real good reason.

 

[RathWolf]

My brother and I sleep walk. We both were sleep walking one night and started a fight. My dad woke up and broke it up. He still makes fun of me of this to this day.

Dude, I would pay to see that.

BOYFIGHTS: After Dark
plus Bed Wetting Baby Buster

 

[Jedoro]

I lie there with my eyes closed.

...

What?

Yeah, I apparently sleep with my eyes open, so this doesn't fit me.

I also don't move, which is good for when I sleep with a hunting knife under my pillow.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

My brother and I sleep walk. We both were sleep walking one night and started a fight. My dad woke up and broke it up. He still makes fun of me of this to this day.

Dude, I would pay to see that.

BOYFIGHTS: After Dark
plus Bed Wetting Baby Buster

Move like a somnambulist, sting like a bedbug.

 

[Eri]

Well, more like mumbled incoherently.

Implying you can mumble coherently? =P

 

[Woodscare]

Apparently I once punched my girlfriend in the back of the head when I was asleep. Repetedly.

She was not pleased.

I can't see her being all happy about it

 

[Robert632]

Sometimes I drool in my sleep, and other times I sit up and open my eyes, yet I am still asleep.