Things We've Learnt From Gaming

[jonnopon3000]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

'Twas inevitable

If you attack a giant disk operating system, it will try to kill you with nerve gas.

Most advanced AI have very dark senses of humour.

I love portal references, In case you didn't notice.

Also, anyone called Gordon Freeman makes up for his lack of speech and emotion in being able to do anything, and RULING THE EARTH!!!!


Seriously though...I learned most of what I understand about gravity and how things react to other things from games with physics engines, Like Half life 2 and Crysis.

Ooh got another one:

The Freeman will never let a woman get under his HEV suit, no matter who hints

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

The quickest way to any human heart is by giving them things they like.

The quickest way to an alien's heart is with several pounds of high-velocity lead.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Metal poles go down by a single tap of the car, but trees and all of mother nature are invincible. (GTA)

 

[lasherman]

The soles of your feet automatically suck the bullets out of discarded weaponry and deposit them in your pockets.
Also, I learned alot about different models of guns from Combat Arms

 

[scnj]

If it's red, it blows up.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Aim for the head. Whatever you do, always aim for the head.*

And...

I AM ZHE ÜBERMENSCH!

* Except in Dead Space

 

[Skreeee]

If it's shiny at any point in time, it's of some importance to your quest.

 

[Fudgo]

Need to reload? Take your gun off the screen!

 

[Murlin]

The more things try to kill you, the closer you are to something sweet

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Falling 5 or more feet will aparently kill me...

RSV 2(Rainbow Six Vegas 2)

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Never go around a corner without checking it for zombies/enemies/ninja's first.

 

[Retroshotv1]

every insult has a comeback but sometime the insult may change but you cannot use these new insults on people for it is not fair

and i learnt gary oak i a complete knob

 

[CompanionCube]

Physics scientist's can learn to use firearms with one training program.

 

[Aqualung]

Radiation poisoning only makes you stronger! (Fallout 3)

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

If you're a bad person you grow horns.

 

[Shadowfaze]

walking over similar guns instantly sucks out out the ammo and puts in your infinite bullet reserve pockets.

 

[The Political Gamer]

no one can outsmart boolet

 

[ExplosivePterodactyl]

Eating a sandvich makes everything okay again.

Shotguns are horrible unless 2 inches away from a person.

Someone will fall in love with you if you repeat an expression they like.

 

[oppp7]

most of my vocab is from random video games.
on a dif note: u can carry grenades, rocket launchers, machine guns, shotguns, pistols, several other guns, and all the ammo for them if ur haircut is wierd enough.

 

[wordsmith]

When involved in a gunfight, it is wise not to take cover behind:

1) Nuclear powered cars
2) Boxes marked "explosive"