Things you are sick of hearing

Gerhardt

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When I used to work retail, if an item's barcode wouldn't work on the first scan...
customer: "Hurr guess that means it's free, right?"
"No sir, all our merchandise is sensitive to idiocy. I'm afraid you're too stupid to by this.."

"god has a plan."

yeah, and it's about to involve me punching you right in the face.

People shit-talking Obama.
I'm sick of it. The man walked into office when the country was a total mess and is doing the best he can to fix it while constantly being assailed by assholes blocking him for no other reason than wanting him to fail. I would take a bullet for that man.
 

Gerhardt

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AvsJoe said:
lysanderprophet said:
"Get your penis out of my face."

Seriously, people tell me that all the time.
Well then, stop putting your penis in their faces. That should work. Why is your penis in their face in the first place?

lol sorry, had to.
To quote the legendary George Carlin:
"You know what you never hear a man say? Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!"


A little off color joke I know, but a true quote. speaking of which, how does one hide a selection of text with the 'spoiler/click to view' mask?
 

snow

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"What am I sick of hearing." I guess around here where I live, I HATE when I hear some one use the word "You's"

Do "You's" want to go to the park?" "Any of "You's" want a soda?" Seriously... Is this area THAT hick? YOU can also be plural! rawr! It wouldn't bother me if it was just 1 or 2 people, but it seems like I need to go talk to the teachers at school in this area because they obviously aren't doing their jobs.

I'm not claiming to be a grammar nazi, it's just that when some one uses the word "You's" I can't help but feel that they are severely dumber than they really are.
 

rex922

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UndeadGamerNinja187 said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
People saying they have been hardcore gamers theier whole lives, just because they play Modern Warfare.
Dear god i hate this too.
People that put their XBL motto as "I am a Pro gamer" and make their GT "Ix MW2 ProZ" etc.
Pisses me off that they think that although they probally dont know that any games actually exist apart from CoD and Fifa 01/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/f*cking same.
bah, lets not care about those gamer wannabes
its fifa 10 now buddy(I prefer PES though)
also i dislike mw2 no where near as good as the first.
but xbox-live is not completely populated by the socially inept so lets just avoid them
 

Mr.Squishy

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Right now, just about anything.
Yes, that includes blisteringly obvious and godawfully stupid faux-misanthropy. I am aware of the hypocrisy.

[Sub][Sub][Sub][Sub][Sub][Sub]Deep down, I guess I just need a hug and a few kind words though. =/ [/Sub][/Sub][/Sub][/Sub][/Sub][/Sub]

Inb4 emo/******/manup/shutup

Edit: Sorry about the thread necro
 

Terminate421

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Halo fanboys (Insert random insult here)

Get a move on, There are fanboys at every game. Why pick on Halo?
 

Fatalistic

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"Don't give me that attitude!"
"But I'm not giving you attitude."
"Bullshit, you're grounded!"

...That. I also hate, "You sound off-key," "NNNHHHAAAAAA," and anything spoken in the third person.
 

Yarpie

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So many things, but here a few choice cuts:

"Starcraft 2 is just 1/3 of a game!" Play through all the content it has to offer and then say that again.

"Mass Effect 2 is not a proper RPG because they removed the inventory!" I would direct you to this editorial for my views on that: http://www.cynicalbrit.com/gaming-express/mass-effect-2-editorial/

"If you haven't played game X then you are not a real gamer!" I'll use my own criteria for that, thank you very much.

"Real men do this and that! (usually some macho bullshit)." If being a testosterone pumped jerk with a superiority complex is the definition of a real man, then I will happily settle for being a fake one.

"Epic!" One of the most overused words on the internet lately. There are times when it is called for but definitely not to the extent we see today.

"It sucks/rocks because Review Y said so!" I suggest you actually play the game and get an opinion of your own before making a statement like that, or at the very least say that you heard that someone else said it sucks/rocks and not use that review as the objective truth.

I'll probably be back with more later, I'm a bit too tired to come up with any more right now.
 

rosemystica

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"All girls are just bitches and whores who only like jerks!" (If that were true, you would be set, wouldn't you, mister-hypothetical-self-described-"nice guy"? Seriously, I love nice guys... but only if they're genuinely nice and not expecting some kind of reward from it.)

"Well, if Twilight gets kids to read, what's the harm?" (Don't get me fucking started.)

"Comics and anime? But that's ALL kids' stuff--aren't you supposed to be a grownup?" (Yeah, don't go crying to the Blockbuster guy when you rent fucking Overfiend for your ten-year-old thinking that, since it's animated, it's for children...)

"Anime? Isn't that all just freaky cartoon porn?" (NO, GODDAMMIT, IT'S NOT.)

"Why are you reading/writing?" (...Because I like to? I find reading to be a wonderful, edifying, pure act? Writing helps me avoid a massive psychotic breakdown?)

And, as a personal pet peeve, a lot of "single-girl reassurances." I'm twenty-two and have never so much as held hands with a guy, which is a source of monstrous depression for me sometimes. (Believe me, I've tried everything!) Rather than reassuring me, a lot of these phrases just make me more nervous or depressed.
 

LornMind

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People that call me a ******, jew or fag.

Die in a fire. DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU REDUNDANT PIECE OF WORTHLESS PROTOPLASM.

Also: THE CAKE IS A LI- -PAWNCH-

I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOUR TONGUE OUT. I SWEAR IT.
 

Mr. Elemenopee

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Okay, I've been reading about 7 pages before posting this and I can barely think of anything fresh to add. I swear, I might as well bookmark this thread and just refer to some points that remind me of the many things I'm sick of hearing.

But I do have to admit, the comments on politics and religion don't really bug me much, because I stay away from those topics and don't really see the arguments there.
 

teh buttpickle

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The entire internet hating on 10-14 year olds. They aren't all whiny voiced, N-word spouting, retards, those are just the ones you notice the most.
 

cheftacular

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I'm 6'4", and I'm tired of people meeting me and saying "So, you're pretty tall," and not even going anywhere with it. Like, geez, at least ask how the weather is up here.