Things you cannot unsee/hear.....
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My first year analysis teacher was from Spain, and now I can only study analysis if I imagine it in a Spanish accent.
"A func-shun ees conteen-you-ees eef and only eef the lim-eet is dee-fiiined" means more to me than
"A function is continuous if and only if the limit is defined"
"A func-shun ees conteen-you-ees eef and only eef the lim-eet is dee-fiiined" means more to me than
"A function is continuous if and only if the limit is defined"
Rebecca Black's Friday... *shudders*
That's probably not the worst thing that I wish I could unsee/hear but it's up there. That and every cheesy theme music to every preschool TV show ever.
Oh and plot summaries to films I should know better than to even think about...
That's probably not the worst thing that I wish I could unsee/hear but it's up there. That and every cheesy theme music to every preschool TV show ever.
Oh and plot summaries to films I should know better than to even think about...
ah the human centipede, you've forever alerted me to the fact that i just might be a masochist. But church of fudge (guess what it's about!!), kids in a sandbox (the juxtaposition of the name and whats actually going on is horrifying) and (dont kill me mods) shitting dick nipples. yeah. weird middle school+ experiences.
Just to lighten things up from a very bad evening(or maybe "darken" for some ppl here), 'cause I know me and my family'll never forget it.
Last night, I made the decision to replay Portal so as to get the "Transmission Recieved" achievement. I was a little ways into the game when my mother-in-law called me into the kitchen to clean the cake pan for her, as she decided to bake her late in coming birthday cake (her b-day was back on the 16.) It wasn't until about 30 min. later that we realized that we didn't have any ice cream to go with it, and we usually don't eat cake without it in our family (if your gonna eat a piece of luxury, may as well go all the way, right?) Also, we have a friend around where we live that needed a ride to a friend's place, so me and my mother-in-law grabbed our dog, hopped into the car, dropped the friend off, and decided to head to 34th street (it's one of the major streets here in Lubbock.) We were making a left turn onto University Ave. when this person who was in the opposite turn lane drove right into us, and then drove off.My mother-in-law was driving, and when she turned her head to look out my side, all that she could see was my head and a very close set of headlights. A second later, impact, and the drink that she had with her spilled all over her. The thought that was running through her head was (and I'm purposefully using caps for this) "OMGOMGOMG SHE'S DEAD!!! I KILLED HER!!!!" The driver drove away afterwards.
In truth, even if I had died, it wouldn't have been her fault. The driver was in a turn lane when he made the decision to drive straight, and then sped off after he greatly damaged the car to the point that we don't even know if it'll ever run again. We do need a ride to the vet, however, as our dog's front left paw is broken and is seriously in shock (she loves to stick her head out the window when we take her in the car with us, and since she's a relatively small dog, in order for her to stick her head out, she'd have to stand on the door.)
Anyways, we had lots of help getting out of the car, I called my husband (he usually doesn't go to the store with us, but wishes that he did) got ourselves checked out by the police and EMS (they have a building on 34th street, so they were very quick to respond), and then we were on our way to U.M.C. (that's University Medical Center, called that because it's on Texas Tech property and that's where the University's med students go to study.) While in in one of the examination rooms, I had reviewed the last few things that happened that led up to the wreck, and thought to myself (aside from thinking that we're still alive and in one piece,) "Wow, the cake really is a lie."
Oh, before I forget: The dog is here at home as the friend that we dropped off arrived shortly afterwards and brought her home (he probably heard it, as he lives very close to the scene of the wreck.) We'll be taking her to the vet once we find someone to give us a ride.
Last night, I made the decision to replay Portal so as to get the "Transmission Recieved" achievement. I was a little ways into the game when my mother-in-law called me into the kitchen to clean the cake pan for her, as she decided to bake her late in coming birthday cake (her b-day was back on the 16.) It wasn't until about 30 min. later that we realized that we didn't have any ice cream to go with it, and we usually don't eat cake without it in our family (if your gonna eat a piece of luxury, may as well go all the way, right?) Also, we have a friend around where we live that needed a ride to a friend's place, so me and my mother-in-law grabbed our dog, hopped into the car, dropped the friend off, and decided to head to 34th street (it's one of the major streets here in Lubbock.) We were making a left turn onto University Ave. when this person who was in the opposite turn lane drove right into us, and then drove off.My mother-in-law was driving, and when she turned her head to look out my side, all that she could see was my head and a very close set of headlights. A second later, impact, and the drink that she had with her spilled all over her. The thought that was running through her head was (and I'm purposefully using caps for this) "OMGOMGOMG SHE'S DEAD!!! I KILLED HER!!!!" The driver drove away afterwards.
In truth, even if I had died, it wouldn't have been her fault. The driver was in a turn lane when he made the decision to drive straight, and then sped off after he greatly damaged the car to the point that we don't even know if it'll ever run again. We do need a ride to the vet, however, as our dog's front left paw is broken and is seriously in shock (she loves to stick her head out the window when we take her in the car with us, and since she's a relatively small dog, in order for her to stick her head out, she'd have to stand on the door.)
Anyways, we had lots of help getting out of the car, I called my husband (he usually doesn't go to the store with us, but wishes that he did) got ourselves checked out by the police and EMS (they have a building on 34th street, so they were very quick to respond), and then we were on our way to U.M.C. (that's University Medical Center, called that because it's on Texas Tech property and that's where the University's med students go to study.) While in in one of the examination rooms, I had reviewed the last few things that happened that led up to the wreck, and thought to myself (aside from thinking that we're still alive and in one piece,) "Wow, the cake really is a lie."
Oh, before I forget: The dog is here at home as the friend that we dropped off arrived shortly afterwards and brought her home (he probably heard it, as he lives very close to the scene of the wreck.) We'll be taking her to the vet once we find someone to give us a ride.
The Star Wars Christmas Special.
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