Things you did that still make you cringe

[waj9876]

Back in like kindergarten or first grade, I pulled by pants down to use a urinal. Like, all the way.

Only thing I can remember. Probably not the only one, it's just the only one I likely haven't repressed.

 

[Jinxzy]

When I was 7 years old my family and I went to a new restaurant. Before our food got to the table I had to use the bathroom, well on the bathroom doors there was no men's or women's signs. Just some weird names I can't even remember. I had to go so I picked a door and went into the stall.
Needless to say I was in the wrong bathroom. I was so embarrassed I stood on the toilet so no one could see me in there and waited till it was empty so I could leave and go into the other bathroom.

When I got back to the table my parents were worried and asked what took me so long, I told them I went into the wrong bathroom. After that I remember asking my dad why the boys bathroom had different sinks then the girls.

 

[BlackJimmy]

I shot my friends girlfriend in the face with an airmachine gun(like an airrifle not an airguitar). Just missed the eye.

 

[username sucks]

I was tossing a knife into the air and catching it because I was bored, and it came down tip first into the palm of my hand.

Another time was in high school, there was an English and math test that all Juniors had to take. A week after, we got test results back, and I got 100% on both sections. I then tell my friend that the test was so easy that someone would have to go out of their way to fail it.

Turns out he failed it. Then I told my other friend that I felt bad for saying that to him, but that I still thought that the test was ridiculously easy.

She failed it too.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

Well basically, I have a few that were beyond my control, but still bad. I'll start with the worse and more painful one. To put it simply, while my grandfather was being buried, I as a three year old pulled down my trousers and began pissing on the soil that had being removed from the ground. Reaaaaally bad, but there you go.
Another one was less embaressing and more amusing. As a baby, I had an entire pool shut down for a day because I dhat in the pool when left unattended. I was a horrible baby. Also pretty much anything I did on Club Penguin as a kid. Pretty much all of the things you can imagine.

 

[DanielBrown]

I was 8 years old. I was sucking a banana in the cafeteria because it was my own way of savoring food. Everyone was laughing at me and I had no idea why. When I got back home I asked my dad what was so funny about sucking a banana. Oh the look on his face.

Ooh, I did that as well, though I sort of shaved the banana with my teeth to get to the slimy, awesome core. My mom told me never to do that in public and I didn't get an answer to why not.

Also bit into a woolen glove covered in ice and snow when I was around four years old. My teeth has hurt every time I've thought about it since. Just writing about it is painful. Not the type of cringe OP was after, but it makes me cringe nontheless!

 

[Liam Guzzo]

Here's something that fit's the escapist. One day in cooking class the principal came on the announcements and was like "A kid from our school died so I would like to have a moment of silence." At the time I was listening to music on my Ipod really loud because the song was almost over (I'll tell you the song in a minute). Anyway so I take the headphones out but forgot to turn of the Ipod. So when everything get's silent all you here is.
"We're makin' Necromorph Soup
(Necromorph Soup)
It's a very simple recipe just giblets, guts and goop
We're makin' Necromorph
(Necromorph Soup)
Murder's on the menu, come and grab yourself a scoop!
Yeah!"
Let's just say I never listened to my Ipod in class again ever.

 

[AngloDoom]

I slept with a crazy ex-girlfriend at a party in my close friend's younger sister's bed, after literally pushing said friend out of the room in a 'jokey' fashion he, funnily enough, took offence to. Then said crazy ex started trying to become fuck buddies with me and after I told her the whole thing was a mistake she accused me of raping her at the party, on my close friend's sister's bed, after throwing my friend out of the room.

That was a roller-coaster of a year.

 

[Bolwing]

Urgh. I'm terrible at acting. Every bloody time I had to act at school, I couldn't say a word.
I used to unknowingly insult pepole's feelings (talking in detail about inheriting an apartment from my grandmother. With my grandmother alive and well, right behind me) due to me virtually lacking any kind of empathy.

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