Things you did when you where drunk.

[con70solo]

The most outrageous thing I have done, when I was drunk was a few years ago back in high school. My friends and I where partying out at a park where you could camp out and have a fire and some one had a cup of motor oil on the table in a red plastic cup. next thing i know I am completely wasted and I thought it was my drink and took 2 huge swigs of it before I realized what it was. I then immidiately throw it up and then past out in a tent.

Now what is your drunken story?

 

[Mr. Self Destruct]

I do not drink, my contribution is pointless!

 

[Ophiuchus]

Pretty sure one time I was shouting about some band or other and offering free hugs. Idiotic but harmless, pretty standard stuff for a music festival.

EDIT: FFS, why does EVERY topic related to drugs or alcohol have to get replies saying something to the effect of "I don't do that so my response is invalid" - seriously, are you that desperate for a +1 to your post count? Quit that shit. If you know and acknowledge that your response is not valid, don't bloody post.

 

[technoted]

I cried for around 10 minutes in the corner of a Chinese whilst the people I was with recorded me all because I couldn't understand them.

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

I absolutely kill at rock band when I am drunk. Other then that...uh, regrettable sexual encounters?

 

[DazZ.]

Jesus I wouldn't know where to start, or how much of it is legal to post, I'll keep it short and bullet pointed.

-Got in a car with 40+ year old strangers and drunk drove around until the driver passed out.

-Covered a whole horse in peanut butter then attempted to ride it around.

-Jumped off bridges.

-At about 2am, in winter, stripped off and had a swimming race to a rock we could barely see, then had a king of the hill type game where who could stay on it the longest without being pushed off.

These are all in the past year, my drunken school days were full of fireworks and trespassing. Plus I have terrible memory when I'm drunk so there must be a few I've forgotten.

 

[Benj17]

Hired several skips to various friends houses, quite funny walking back and seeing the pick-ups parked outside

 

[The Last Nomad]

The things I have done when I was drunk are too mamy to name.
But last night (my Graduation night) I did the following while drunknot in this order)
Did shots with a teacher
Bought a round of drink for some people I don't even know
Kissed my best friends Girlfriend (Keep that on the D/L)
Ran down an empty road with my friends all of whom had our trousers round our ankles
Slept on a wooden floor
Partyed liked its 1999

And a lot of other things I dont remember

 

[Marter]

Never gotten drunk, never will. It's fun to watch drink people though.

 

[Sronpop]

I got arrested in Andorra(a virtually lawless country with no government) because I was shouting screaming "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine at 2 police dudes. The smashed my jack and coke that I was holding, and the grabbed me and put me in the back of the car and proceeded to shout at me in Spanish, the gave me loads of shit but I just acted really innocent and I think I just got away with a 'warning', very drunk, very fun night.

That was prob the most gnarliest one, I have another one bad one, but I don't like revisiting that memory so you get squat.

 

[titanium turtle]

i've not been drunk often, but here's a list:
Main one :tried to pull a girl and it turned out she was a lesbian (and she's in my 6th form- awkward)

also

sung the fresh prince of bel air
learned to grind
shouted about how much I love bakewells
became pyro
lots of loud disjointed singing
drunk dancing
etc etc