Things you don't say against...

[JochemDude]

I had this conversation in my workplace the other day and it turned out very random and funny (while slightly intoxicated) So I decided to bring it to throw it into the forum.

My contribution would be to never ask a cop whether he's that guy from the village people.

 

[Garrsus]

im not sure i understand, do you just mean the things that i dont agree with but dont say?

 

[Anarchemitis]

I don't say things against the Mormons because then they might come to visit me.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I don't say things about the Jews because I'm constantly fearful of Israel's Special Forces.

Seriously. The days of harassing the Jews is over (Finally).

 

[Super Six One]

I'm going to Germany next week so mine's will be No making Hitler/war jokes or puns in fear of being punished.


Seriously the police over there will go all gestapo on you if you make jokes about that stuff.

 

[-Drifter-]

Never walk up to a random black man and say "You know, you look just like [x black celebrity]"
[small]I'm so sorry.[/small]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Never sneak up on someone who claims to have been in the S.A.S.


It never ends well, regardless of whether the person was actually in the S.A.S.