Let's see now.
Most previous ex...thing ?(didn't really date): Quit being a *****. Honestly, that's what you were. I could go into detail and teach you the error of your ways, but it all sums up rather nicely when I just call you a *****. Nothing but nice to you and your friends. Lucky I never told them some of the jacked up shit you told me. And no, I did not care when we "broke up". I legitimately haven't ever cared less about ending a relationship with someone. I understand that your life revolves around drama, but when you go out of your way to try and get a reaction out of me, don't be surprised when you get a reaction. Grow up.
Also, Heard you're dating the guy who cheated on you twice again? Have fun with that. It'll end swell.
Ex before this: Hey, can you blame me when you used your parents as an excuse for ending it? I really did like you, I was kind of baffled that you ended it the way we did. But you were generally a nice person (to me), so I really am sorry that we ended up clashing throughout the years. Oh, and that thing with your friend? I honestly had no ideas you guys knew each other.
Ex in 6th grade. Yeah, this one was definitely my fault. Honestly, I was a tween. We barely even talked, yet I really took it to far. Forgive my language.
And yeah. That's really it. I've dated many more girls, but most of it was kinda bullshit middle school stuff. I've never really considered myself to actually be in any legitimate relationships.
