Things you just CAN'T do.

[Hedberger]

Lose weight. The only times i've lost weight is when i went hiking for a week and lived off 3-4 hektograms of dried meat per day. I lost 5 kilo, and i had regained them a month later. Even when i practiced Thai-Boxing 5 hours a week i didn't lose weight. It

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

A pullup, I can do a chin up, but for some reason, my my muscles won't contract in the right pattern to pull down on a bar. Sad, huh?

 

[Harlemura]

Running.
I really, really suck at it. It's not helped by the fact I fall over a lot.

 

[Arntor]

I don't get Atheism.
Ceasing to exist after death does not compute in my brain for some strange reason.

Think of it this way:
Death=Nonexistence

If you're still conscious after death, then you're not dead. And It's not like all Atheists don't believe in reincarnation or something.

On topic: Things I just can't do? I don't know, I'm pretty sure if I can work up an interest in something, then I'll be able to do it as long as it's physically capable. Oh, I can't play Call of Duty 4 without cursing at least once per game.

 

[Darkrain11]

I can't do most irrelevant maths. Algebra and the like have very little to no application in real life and Calculus is just absurd. But the "anything can be done if you put your mind to it" thing is only partially true. I spent many an hour with a math tutor which did help me get through my algebra classes but not nearly as well as I had hoped it would. I partially blam incompetent grade school teachers for not preparing me nearly as much as I should have been and the fact that it just is not my thing, I'm more into the literature and historical areas of learning.

 

[deletemeplease107]

I just cant eat lettuce.... i just cant.

 

[Low Key]

I can't vomit. No matter how much I have had to drink, how sick I get, or what rides at the amusement park I go on, I just can't seem to do bring myself to that point. It's weird.

 

[Dakesh]

Lie during a job interview. I try and I try, but I can't even pull off lies of omission, minor exaggerations of my abilities/past responsibilities, or leaving a point ambiguous when my clarifications do nothing but hurt me. I can (and do) lie in other contexts, but for whatever reason I turn ridiculously honest when I go in for a damn interview. Frustrates my friends who have tried to help me with job hunting to no end ><

 

[Zersy]

I can do Maths fine it's only on a few times that i start to get so frustrated that suicidal and homicidal thoughts start to conjure up.

the one thing i can't seem to do i be listened to and understood i mean i have a far higher intelligance along with a higher understanding but no matter how hard i dumb things down or play simple everyone around will never ever see who i really am and how deep i think (i also can think amazingly fast !)

it's a curse to be always right because the price you pay is that no one will listen, i got my wish (To be amazingly smart and become so wise that i'm beyond a philsofer) but the price i had to pay that after being unique and better then the people around me is that no one will listen...

sigh...

oh and i can't be wrong no matter how hard i try.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Things I can't do: Read the first post, flip, backflip.

 

[Skeleon]

I don't get Atheism.
Ceasing to exist after death does not compute in my brain for some strange reason.

If you're still conscious after death, then you're not dead. And It's not like all Atheists don't believe in reincarnation or something.

Yeah. Personally, I don't blief in any kind of afterlife.
But "atheist" just means no belief in gods. There's still atheists who believe in luck, fate, Karma, reincarnation, becoming one with nature or whatever.
Atheists are a very diverse group.

 

[Tharwen]

I can't concentrate on work if there's the possibility of wasting hours on the internet.

 

[godevit]

Tell a people how I feel and thinking of.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I can't concentrate for ages on one thing, even if I have a deadline for it. Such was the result with my ICT coursework.

 

[Avida]

Things I can't do: Read the first post, flip, backflip.

Same, and it annoyes the hell out of me, i used be able to to almost frontflip but i'd never land it properly, and the last time i tried to backflip i landed upside down on my neck ¬_¬. I had very athletic friends at the time. Strangely though on a trampoline (both above apply here too) I can go backwards over my head spinning 360 degrees, but its got to be from my back to my back :s.

Also, i just cant get the grades im supposed to, in any course, since i can remember. No matter how much the teachers tell me i should be aceing things and no matter how well i know the subject its always a grade or two below somehow, *sigh*. Hopefully when i get the a levels back things'll change.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Math (Final this week is making me crazy) and whistling. No, I can't whistle. No, you can't teach me to whistle. Please stop trying to teach me. Yes, I will kill the next person who tries to teach me whistle.

On the other hand, I can snap my fingers quite excellently. Either, both, fast, slow... I'm a regular Frank Sinatra.

 

[timmytom1]

Dyers eve on expert + on Guitar hero:Metallica

WHY DO YOU MOCK ME!!!!???

More seriously maths approxiamtly 80% or so of what you learn at GCSE will be completely useless to you for the rest of your life (unless you do something that involves maths for a living obviously)

 

[hypothetical fact]

I can't feel empathy thanks to the asperger's syndrome.

 

[twistedshadows]

I can't ride a bike. Well, I probably can but I have a sort of phobia of doing so ever since I went over the handlebars ten years ago. I become almost paralyzed if I try. Somehow doesn't apply to motorcycles, I'm not sure how that works.

 

[DevilSaint44]

I am a big black/death metal fan and no matter how hard I try I cannot growl. It's driving me nuts. Now I can only admire the great growlers like Johan or Grutle.