Things you just can't take seriously

[cernik]

I saw avatar a few weeks ago, but I just couldn't take the Na'vi seriously, Seeing annoying blue creatures that make loud noises to get someone's attention called Na'vi made me flash back to Ocarina of time, and I almost died laughing in the theatre.

So I ask you users of the escapist, what serious things are you unable to take seriously?

 

[Cherry Cola]

People who still make MW2 threads.

I mean seriously?

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Aunel]

Life

or people that say "what's Master OF puppets"

 

[Agent Larkin]

My schools Religion teachers. It's not that I'm intolerant it is just that they are.

 

[Leodiensian]

People who still think the Wii is a legitimate games console.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

People who think that Unreal Tournament 3 was a massive success. Yes they are around.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Samael from Darksiders.

All I can picture is this guy:

Spoiler: Samael

Dancing to this:

 

[DuplicateValue]

The phrase "I'm coming"

I can no longer say anything like that around my friends without them laughing - it's ridiculous.

We have to use words like "arriving" if we want to be taken seriously.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Unfortunately... I cannot think of anything which I cannot take seriously
I take everything seriously, wear a blank mask as a face, and I am generally bland...
Hmm... I'll have to go find something serious and force myself to laugh at... oh
I know.
I laugh at blood, gore and suffering.
heh heh heh...

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

The phrase "I'm coming"

I am simply unable to let that phrase go unnoticed. Nowadays I need to bypass it with the nearest adjacent word, like "appearing-on-the-scene".

OT: Queen Anora's rallying speech near the end of Dragon Age: Origins. She just sounded like a bad voice actor. I laughed, and the moment was ruined.

 

[Dorian]

4Chan.

No matter what you tell me or show me, they shall forever remain prepubescent, immature little boys to me.

 

[JelloKZ]

Animal rights activists, not because I don't like animals, but if animals get their rights, how long until we get vegetable rights activists?

 

[cernik]

4Chan.

No matter what you tell me or show me, they shall forever remain prepubescent, immature little boys to me.

That's why I try to stay away from /b/

 

[Stilt-Man]

Almost everyone I meet on the internet, their thoughts, and their opinions.

 

[ResonanceSD]

People in shorts.

 

[scire]

The phrase "I'm coming"

I can no longer say anything like that around my friends without them laughing - it's ridiculous.

We have to use words like "arriving" if we want to be taken seriously.

My friends and I say: "That's what she said." "That's what your girlfriend said." "What a coincedence, I said the exact same thing yesterday.... to your girlfriend." after everything that can even sightly be caught in that context. For instance: Me: "It went much better the second time." Friend: "That's what she said."
It's actually much less fun when you write it down

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

local politics and the romantic problems of my peers. I mean my god, we're just 20 years old. how the fuck do you know if he/she was the "love of your life!!".


i'm a jaded and bitter fuck, apparently.

 

[anthony87]

Religion and people who consider Metro Station to be a rock band.

 

[VicunaBlue]

Animal rights activists, not because I don't like animals, but if animals get their rights, how long until we get vegetable rights activists?

Pretty much what this guy said. Don't let THAC0 see this post though.

Also Wiggers. I mean when I talk to them they seem like decent people... but the way they dress